Spoof news stories from Friday 4 July 2003
Al-Jizzera Receives Shocking Video
The Arab telly station Al-Jizzera received a tape believed to be from former Bullseye presenter/dictator Jim Bowen. The Americans denounced the film as "shocking, pure evil".
"Fruity" language looked down upon by elderly
In a new survey published by the government, results have shown that the elderly tend to get upset by "fruity" or "bad" language. One elderly chap we found, agreed: "It's disgusting, all these young lads with their caps o...
Harry's Haunted Underpants
Young Harry Brown shocked his school teacher when he told her of his haunted underpants.
Henman defeated; blames opponent
Tim Henman, the tennis-er, has finally been defeated in this year's Wimbledon tournament. Henman, who despite not having a very good voice is UK No. 1 (sorry), has laid the blame of his hugely unexpected defeat upon the shoulders of his...