Spoof news stories from Thursday 3 July 2003
Peter Jackson's Trip Into the Past
Peter Jackson, or Just Jackass amongst friends has made a startling revelation in the early hours of this morning concerning the epic Lord of the Rings saga.
Shock Harry Potter Revelations
Following the massively successful release of the fifth Harry Potter novel, 'The Delayed Phoenix Order', Joanne K. Roald Rune Rowling today revealed shocking new plot twists for book six. Underaged drinking, drug experimentation and teenage s...
Dumbing down of TV reaches pandemic proportions (that means really really big)
Scientists today released their findings of long-term project conceived to quantify dumbing-down by the world's media.
Betty Swollock receives amusing phone call
Until recently, the large neo-Georgian cathedral had always been the centre focus of the lovely and tiny city of Harchcaster. That is, until Roy Masterstone, 13, found an amusing entry in the local Thompson telephone directory. Roy, sat at his school...
Moto-Pez® - Mobile Phone Future
The vision of the future for mobile phone handsets has been revealed by Motorola today.
Potter Creator Arrested
Creator of Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling was arrested at lunch today on a charge of causing death by misadventure of a group of school children at their primary school.