Spoof news stories from Monday 21 July 2003
High Street Stores to Create Designer Babies
It has been revealed that high street stores will be able to create designer babies. High street stores, Marks and Spencer, Debenhams and GAP will be offering customers the chance to have a baby while you shop.
Peter Stringfellow to Loan Libido
Peter Stringfellow is to loan his libido to Japan in an attempt to halt it's declining birth rate, it was announced yesterday.