Funny story:  Roach Party Runs up Grocery bill!

Roach Party Runs up Grocery bill!

Last night I woke up at about 3 a.m. My Stomach grumbled about how I never feed him and how I never ask him if HE's ready to go to bed.
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Funny story:  Carr's "convenient changes" continue.

Carr's "convenient changes" continue.

A startling announcement was made today when Maxine Carr went back on everything she has ever said in her life. On trial for attempting to pervert the court of justice and assisting an offender, Carr had previously gone on record to call her ex, who...
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Funny story:  A Different Threat

A Different Threat

Four Al Qaida Terrorists wearing flowing robes and keffiyahs were driving a rented Subaru Legacy Outback along a back road in Americas Catskill Mountains. They had a picture of Osama Bin Laden, you remember the one with Burt from the Muppets in the b...
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Funny story:  Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...
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Funny story:  The knife to be discontinued!

The knife to be discontinued!

Shock news on that Trevor McDonald show last night, what's it called? Well whatever it is called, the basic fact is that the humble knife, that modest kitchen utensil, is to be discontinued from production.
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Funny story:  Students Sex and  Alcohol  Levels  Fall  To  Record  Low

Students Sex and Alcohol Levels Fall To Record Low

Student leaders were celebrating Tony Blair's decision to scrap top up fees for university courses.
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

American Superstar Tom Cruise has been cured of Dyslexia, Tokyo General Hospital announced recently.
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Funny story:  Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

A recent poll from the Defence Department of Statistics (DDS) has concluded the number one difficulty of being a homosexual in America, is deciding who will assume the 'bitch' role in the relationship.
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Funny story:  Nun But The Best

Nun But The Best

My friend from up the street, who shall remain nameless so I won't get her in trouble for telling you this, her name is Linda Paglione, just moved up to this area full time after growing up in Brooklyn, NY. She started this past school year with...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really

Clint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really

Hollywood, CA- Warner Bros. has just announced the long-awaited cast of the new Batman movie, with a stunning coup d'etat in the lead role: Clint Eastwood.
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Funny story:  Gatswasm honours 'pixel man'

Gatswasm honours 'pixel man'

GATSWASM, KNT VLLY- Despite suffering a rare condition known as Bollschitts Pixelation Syndrome, Charlie Plowman has won an award for Gatswasm's best local radio presenter.
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