There were 195 spoof news stories published in December 2003. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Reality Scoop - Trista and Ryan's Divorce

Reality Scoop - Trista and Ryan's Divorce

Citing irreconcilable bank accounts, Trista and Ryan of 'The bachelorette' fame have filed for divorce just weeks after their on-TV wedding.
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Funny story:  Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Bloomsbury has only just announced that the sixth Harry Potter book, the name revealed to be "Harry Potter and the Bondage of Volemort" is to be X-rated. The announcement is set to devastate millions of youngsters across the world.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Verdict

Michael Jackson Verdict

NEVERLAND RANCH -- After a tolling and restless trial, Michael Jackson was found unanimously innocent by the Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday afternoon. Standing arm-in-arm with his lawyer, Michael bid a fond greeting complete with silly laugh...
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Funny story:  TV Talk: Trista Pregnant, Ryan Furious

TV Talk: Trista Pregnant, Ryan Furious

Confirming circulating rumors that have been the buzz of the underground reality TV circuit, Trista (of "The Bachelorette" and "Trista & Ryan's Wedding" fame) has confirmed that she is indeed with child... and it's NOT Rya...
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Funny story:  Coming Soon:  Survivor 9

Coming Soon: Survivor 9

Earlier today, CBS President Les Moonves announced that with the Fall 2004 season, there would be some "big changes" to the format of their wildly popular "Survivor" program. CBS announced earlier this year that it would be airing the 8th Survivor, "...
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Funny story:  Kermit The Frog Endorses Howard Dean

Kermit The Frog Endorses Howard Dean

Montpelier Vermont: In a speech to save the nations wet lands, entertainer Kermit The Frog announced that he will back former Vermont Governor Howard Dean's bid for the 2004 Democratic nomination.
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Funny story:  Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1

The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.
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Funny story:  Taco Bell Dog Enters Rehab

Taco Bell Dog Enters Rehab

Los Angeles California Former Taco Bell spokesman "Guapo El Perro" checked into the Betty Ford clinic today for treatment related to alcohol abuse. Mr. El Perro's agent Joseph Camel stated that hard times have fallen on the once beloved mascot in the years since his contract with Taco Bell was dropped. "Mr. El Perro is commited to winning his battle with alcoholism and...
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Funny story:  Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say

Tom Hanks A Violent Drunk, Friends Say

The most beloved personality of our generation seems to have a hidden dark side according to those close to him. Tom Hanks (not to be confused with Tom Cruise) apparently can't control his emotions once he has partaken of adult beverages.
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Funny story:  Matrix 4 in the Pipeline

Matrix 4 in the Pipeline

The Wachowski Bros. are reported to be in the late stages of writing the script for a continuing episode to their Matrix series. Titled, "Beginnings", Matrix 4 depicts the build up to the rise of the machines against the human race and is a...
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Funny story:  Mick Jagger Turns Down Knighthood

Mick Jagger Turns Down Knighthood

In a stunning announcement, Mick Jagger, erstwhile gigolo and frontman for the Rolling Stones, declared that he would not be accepting his MBE (knighthood) from the Queen unless he could "shag some Royal arse anytime he pleases."...
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Funny story:  White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign

White House Unveils Global Warming PR Campaign

Washington DC: Responding to worldwide criticism of its environmental policies, the Bush Administration has announced a new public information and awareness campaign entitled "Beyond Kyoto: A New Look At Global Warming."...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson: Sexiest Man Alive

Michael Jackson: Sexiest Man Alive

People Magazine announced today its' selection for its' yearly Sexiest Man Alive---Michael Jackson.
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Funny story:  Charles Manson Released From Prison

Charles Manson Released From Prison

A California Judge has ordered the immediate release of Charles Manson from prison. Manson was serving a life sentence after he was convicted of seven counts of first-degree murder almost 35 years ago.
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

American Superstar Tom Cruise has been cured of Dyslexia, Tokyo General Hospital announced recently.
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Funny story:  Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment

Keanu Reeves Home Raided For Animal Endangerment

Early Tuesday morning the Los Angeles County sheriffs department raided actor Keanu Reeves' Hollywood estate. The raid took place after an anonymous tip made the week before. Reeves was taken out in hand cuffs and animal control officers carted off d...
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Funny story:  Terror alert system gets new "lavender" color: Chertoff's family worried

Terror alert system gets new "lavender" color: Chertoff's family worried

Secretary of Homeland Security Michael Chertoff announced yesterday that the five colors on the terror alert scale just aren't enough, and plans to add a sixth color - lavender - to the list. The new color is to be put between white, or "nor...
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Funny story:  Crackle, of famed trio Snap, Crackle, and Pop, dies

Crackle, of famed trio Snap, Crackle, and Pop, dies

Crackle, of the famed trio that graced Rice Krispie boxes for decades, has passed away, a company spokesman said today.
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Funny story:  A New Alternative to Fossil Fuels?

A New Alternative to Fossil Fuels?

Several days ago eyewitnesses at a Californian dock caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a man producing fire from his hiney-hole!...
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Funny story:  No more nonsense sayings: it confuses the thicks

No more nonsense sayings: it confuses the thicks

It has been announced today that people will be banned from saying things that dont make sense. The proposed penalty for such an offence will be a sharp greeting from Mr. Truncheon, followed by a swift frog march down to spend some time at Her Majest...
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Funny story:  Pope says 'yes' to flavoured condoms

Pope says 'yes' to flavoured condoms

Pope John Paul II has advocated the used of flavoured condoms after Vatican researchers discovered they are technically classified as ‘novelty toys' rather than contraceptives.
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Funny story:  New Diet Water: Negative One Calorie

New Diet Water: Negative One Calorie

Coca Cola has announced the forthcoming release of its newest product line, Diet Water, which offers "not just zero calories---but negative one calorie" .
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Funny story:  Demi Moore splits with Kutcher after love prank

Demi Moore splits with Kutcher after love prank

Demi Moore has sensationally split up with younger boyfriend Ashton Kutcher - after discovering that their eight month relationship was a practical joke for his TV show ‘Punk'd'.
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Funny story:  Keith Richards Arrested For Turning 60

Keith Richards Arrested For Turning 60

Sussex- Rolling Stones Guitarist Keith Richards has been arrested on charges of "turning 60 without dying yet."...
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Funny story:  Britney's   Sexy   Christmas  Tree

Britney's Sexy Christmas Tree

Sexy Britney got a pleasant surprise when he got her Christmas tree home and it began singing raunchy Spice Girls hits.
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Funny story:  George W. Bush's Long, Lost Twin Found!

George W. Bush's Long, Lost Twin Found!

In Washington yesterday, President George W. Bush was reunited with his long, lost twin brother, Greg, William Baker (Bush). For years it had been a secret in the Bush family that George had a twin.
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Funny story:  Cliff Richard Releases Late Christmas Single

Cliff Richard Releases Late Christmas Single

Old School rock star, Sir Cliff Richard is due to release his Christmas single this Friday lagging far behind his competitors.
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Funny story:  Queer Eye For That Saddam Guy

Queer Eye For That Saddam Guy

The Bravo Network is announcing that it has shot and will air an episode of its highly popular reality TV program in which some gay men do a total makeover on a needy heterosexual male.
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Funny story:  Scientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis

Scientists Discover Ancient Gargantuan Penis

On Friday December 5th Scientists claimed to have stumbled onto the largest and oldest penis on record. The penis was not damaged.
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Funny story:  Al Gore Caught Cross Dressing At New York Night Club!

Al Gore Caught Cross Dressing At New York Night Club!

Al Gore was caught in full "Drag" as he left The Lucky Lady Night Club off Broadway last Thursday. He claims to having taken up a job as an "exotic dancer" to cure his depression after loosing the 2000 Presidential Elections.
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Funny story:  Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Bush To Eliminate Seperation of Church and State, Claims to Be "Divine"

Washington DC: Speaking from the White House Press Room, President Bush announced today that the US will do away with the notion of Church and State.
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Funny story:  Wal-Mart to please shoppers with Self Shopping carts!

Wal-Mart to please shoppers with Self Shopping carts!

Wal-Mart is set to unveil the latest member of their family this spring. This item will not be gracing their shelves however, but their sales floor itself. Self Shopping Carts will be introduced in late March to select stores and will be in all store...
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Funny story:  Princess Royal Put Down

Princess Royal Put Down

In a bizarre veterinary accident, Princess Anne has been put down instead of her Bull Terrier, Florence. The Princess Royal had decided to kill her beloved pet after the dog had first torn apart one of her mothers Corgis then bit one of the maids at...
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Funny story:  McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

McDonalds to Shut Down Under Weight of PETA Protests

George Kroc, CEO of McDonalds, announced today that the hugely successful fast food franchise will be closing its doors for good at the end of the year due to intense pressure from the animal rights organization PETA.
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Funny story:  Alice Cooper 'accidentally stapled to floor'

Alice Cooper 'accidentally stapled to floor'

Unfortunate rock-god Alice Cooper told of his Hell as his hands were stapled to the floor of his Los Angeles home. Cooper said, "I was having some fun with a staple gun, and look what happened."...
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Funny story:  Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled

Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled

A shocked fast-food community is trying to come to grips with a wave of killings that apparently is only targeting their own super star personalities.
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Funny story:  Roll of Bubble Wrap Now 2nd Democratic Frontrunner Behind Dean, Gaining

Roll of Bubble Wrap Now 2nd Democratic Frontrunner Behind Dean, Gaining

Des Moines, Iowa-A roll of bubble wrap discovered in the back of a UPS warehouse in Moscow, Idaho has thrown its hat into the political arena in the quest of the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.
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Funny story:  Super Bowl Canceled Amid Fears of Terrorist Attack

Super Bowl Canceled Amid Fears of Terrorist Attack

Houston, TX: Citing advice from the CIA and the Homeland Security Task Force based on evidence obtained from Saddam's recent capture, the NFL owners have voted unanimously to cancel the Super Bowl. "We were convinced that an attack on...
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Funny story:  Government Bans Christmas Trees

Government Bans Christmas Trees

The humble Christmas Tree's roots began over 1000 years ago when some Christian dude got peeved with a bunch of pagans worshipping an oak tree. To spite them, he chopped it down with his ye olde Black and Decker hand operated chain saw.
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Funny story:  Stupid Slogans

Stupid Slogans

You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.
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Funny story:  A Different Threat

A Different Threat

Four Al Qaida Terrorists wearing flowing robes and keffiyahs were driving a rented Subaru Legacy Outback along a back road in Americas Catskill Mountains. They had a picture of Osama Bin Laden, you remember the one with Burt from the Muppets in the b...
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Funny story:  Beagle Probe Found

Beagle Probe Found

The Space Explorer Beagle has been found in the backyard of Festus P. Hyman in Billings, Montana.
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Funny story:  Las Vegas Rocked By Terrorist Attack

Las Vegas Rocked By Terrorist Attack

Today approximately 1,500 terrorists attacked Sin City in an unprecedented and brilliant scheme. The attackers were all disguised as Elvis impersonators.
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Funny story:  Cruise & Kidman Marriage was Contract

Cruise & Kidman Marriage was Contract

This story has been removed as per the requests made by Mr Cruise's lawyers.
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Funny story:  Ozzy  Osbourne's  Quad  Bike  Crashed  By  A  Bat  Out  Of  Hell

Ozzy Osbourne's Quad Bike Crashed By A Bat Out Of Hell

Paranormal investigators were looking into claims that a ‘bat out of hell' was responsible for the tragic quad bike crash in which Ozzy suffered horrific injuries.
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Funny story:  Life on Mars

Life on Mars

The British mars Lander Beagle 2 has sent back dramatic photographs from Mars' surface. The photo taken from a separate part of the probe clearly shows that there is life on mars!...
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Funny story:  War Erupts At Disney World

War Erupts At Disney World

After the Seven Dwarves Security Council had passed resolution after resolution to force Donald Duck, ducktator of Frontierland, to allow weapons inspections in his part of the theme park, President Mickey Mouse ordered an invasion by Main Street USA...
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Funny story:  Limbaugh A Drug Lord, Dental Records Show

Limbaugh A Drug Lord, Dental Records Show

Conservative nationally syndicated radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh has been indicted as a drug lord by the FBI. After a judge ordered that Mr. Limbaugh's dental records be revealed, a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation made the conn...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's UK Tour to go ahead

Michael Jackson's UK Tour to go ahead

Michael Jackson has said that he will be flying to the UK in the new year in order to promote his new album, Touching Bottoms.
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Funny story:  New Game: Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings

New Game: Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Rings

According to a small article in the New York Times, plans are being formulated by computer game manufacturer, EA (electronic arts), in which players can fight with the main characters from the two fantasies.
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Funny story:  Sexy   Suicide  Bombers  Get  Their  Kits  Out

Sexy Suicide Bombers Get Their Kits Out

Christmas-time has traditionally proved difficult for the terrorist family.
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Funny story:  Girlfriend's Australian Accent Getting Annoying

Girlfriend's Australian Accent Getting Annoying

Todd Stevens, 25 of Gainesville, FL, says that the Australian accent of his girlfriend, Tamayra Irwin, 24, has gone from cute and charming to increasingly annoying over the past few months.
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Funny story:  Robbie Williams single in drugs storm

Robbie Williams single in drugs storm

Robbie Williams' new single ‘Ecstasy' will be released on February 9, despite controversy over whether the song advocates the use of the Class A dance drug of the same name.
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Funny story:  Russell Crowe Has Ape Baby

Russell Crowe Has Ape Baby

AN OVERJOYED and proud Russell Crowe produced the missing link that evolutionary scientists have been searching for over a century.
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Funny story:  Spoofer's Rise To Glory, Fall From Grace: The Barbara Walters Interview

Spoofer's Rise To Glory, Fall From Grace: The Barbara Walters Interview

Spoof artist Blind Fool's rise in the spoofing entertainment industry has been as dramatic as it has been brief. But the writer's quick rise has been, in fact, too fast. The fame and gruelling schedule has proven too much for him.
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Funny story:  Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists discover cure for Kelly Osbourne

Scientists in the U.S. have discovered a cure for the young pop rock banshee's eternal pathetic attempts to follow her father's foot steps.
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Funny story:  Chuckle Brothers Reveal Saddam as Long Lost Brother

Chuckle Brothers Reveal Saddam as Long Lost Brother

The Brothers from Rotherham today announced that the evil Tyrant was in fact their long lost brother. It was a painful time for the brothers as they announced that Saddam Hussein (formally Saddam Chuckle), who was adopted at birth by an Iraqi family...
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Funny story:  Clint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really

Clint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really

Hollywood, CA- Warner Bros. has just announced the long-awaited cast of the new Batman movie, with a stunning coup d'etat in the lead role: Clint Eastwood.
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Funny story:  Bush Loses Chess Match to New Supercomputer

Bush Loses Chess Match to New Supercomputer

In a surprise turn of events today at the World Championship of Chess, President and Chess Master George W. Bush was defeated by IBM's newest super computer.
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Funny story:  Pope sets date for Armageddon

Pope sets date for Armageddon

In a shocking announcement from the Vatican this week Pope John-Paul revealed that he and a number of high ranking cardinals decided the date in a committee meeting last month. 26th March 2004 is the provisional date with Jesus' return tour expec...
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Funny story:  Old Bitch; Skater Chick at Heart

Old Bitch; Skater Chick at Heart

TINSLEY, AZ -- Today famed California State Senator Diane Finestein shocked 50 of the world greatest skaters when she took to the half pipe with presence.
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Funny story:  Is Religion too easy?

Is Religion too easy?

Religion versus science or science versus religion - whichever way you look at it, it the same question.
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Funny story:  Saddam has BIN LAID-EN

Saddam has BIN LAID-EN

Following a more thorough search of Saddam's bunker in Tikrit American soldiers came across this ''unusual'' photo underneath his pillow along-side a red rose and 2lbs of viagra.
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Funny story:  Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

Who's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay

A recent poll from the Defence Department of Statistics (DDS) has concluded the number one difficulty of being a homosexual in America, is deciding who will assume the 'bitch' role in the relationship.
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Funny story:  Keown to star in new Apes film

Keown to star in new Apes film

Arsenal footballer Martin Keown has landed a cameo role in the new Planet of the Apes film, set for release late next year.
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Funny story:  Jacko  Bites  The  Queen's Favourite   Corgi,  'Gripper'-- Turns  Albino  Overnight

Jacko Bites The Queen's Favourite Corgi, 'Gripper'-- Turns Albino Overnight

The Queen revealed her sensitive side when she was informed that her favourite corgi, Gripper, had been bitten by Michael Jackson.
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Funny story:  Yoda Signs 20 Million Dollar Contract For Next Star Wars Movie

Yoda Signs 20 Million Dollar Contract For Next Star Wars Movie

Dagaboo Actor and Jedi Master Yoda reportedly signed a 20 million dollar deal today to continue the role of himself in the upcoming Star...
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Funny story:  With Apologies To Rudyard Kipling

With Apologies To Rudyard Kipling

If you can get ahead when all about you are losing...
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Funny story:  O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'

O.J. Still Looking For ‘Real Killer'

LOS ANGELES-O.J. Simpson today was seen combing downtown Los Angeles, searching the cosmopolitan stores, dining at the plush restaurants and visiting the rich and famous; all of part of what he says is his ‘Tireless search for the real killer.'...
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Funny story:  Ariel Sharon and Yassar Arafat Secretly Wed

Ariel Sharon and Yassar Arafat Secretly Wed

Jerusalem Hand in hand, Prime Minister Ariel Sharon and Palestinian leader Yassar Arafat announced today that they were secretly wed thi...
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Funny story:  Doctor Who unveils new TARDIS

Doctor Who unveils new TARDIS

Doctor Who, famous Time Lord and owner of 300 Millets scarves, revealed his newest form of transport today, using a shiny brand-spanking-new TARDIS device.
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Funny story:  Bill Gates Confesses to being an alien!

Bill Gates Confesses to being an alien!

In what is one of the most shocking relevations ever, Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Inc. has confessed to being an alien. Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft expressed his surprise in a statement issued from his home where he is lying in a fetal posit...
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Funny story:  UK's Mars probe crashes on crashed US probe, which crashed on crashed Russian probe

UK's Mars probe crashes on crashed US probe, which crashed on crashed Russian probe

In what scientists are describing as odd series of coincidences, the United Kingdom's spacecraft which was to land on Mars, called "Beagle 2", crashed landed directly on top of NASA's Polar Lander, which crashed on Mars in 1999.
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Funny story:  Teen Kicks Marijuana Habit With Help of Cocaine

Teen Kicks Marijuana Habit With Help of Cocaine

LAKEWOOD, CA-Richard Burton, a local high school student has reported to his friends and family that he has successfully released himself from the grip of a marijuana habit which had held him so tightly throughout his tenth and eleventh grade years.
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Funny story:  Michael  Douglas  Is  Only  Half  The  Man  He  Used  To  Be

Michael Douglas Is Only Half The Man He Used To Be

‘Tinsel Town' was in a state of panic last night when it was found that a deadly, new strain of virus was causing celebrities to shrink.
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Funny story:  Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Traffic Warden Fines introduced.

Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...
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Funny story:  Pikeys mourn those lost in disaster

Pikeys mourn those lost in disaster

TODAY was a solemn day for Scotland's community of Travellers, as they remembered those lost in the September 12th disaster. It was only a few months ago, that the disater occurred, when a McDonalds lorry, crashed into the capital of the Pikey se...
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Funny story:  Toothache

Toothache

As the title might suggest to the more intellectually proficient among you, I have a tooth ache, so don’t expect me to be funny, charming, erudite or even mildly polite. My tooth hurts and when your tooth hurts you are absolved from all pretense of the social graces. It’s not like, say a bullet in the shoulder on the battlefield, where you can grit your teeth and mutter, “It’s ok, I’ll live; now l...
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Funny story:  Saddam Rates Cleveland

Saddam Rates Cleveland

In a stunning development, United States Pro Consul for Iraq, Paul Bremmer announced the capture of former dictator Saddam Hussein. Hussein, known as Scooter by his friends, was interrogated by Coalition Forces about his time on the run.
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Funny story:  Bush Baghdad visit "less realistic" than moon landing

Bush Baghdad visit "less realistic" than moon landing

Nine out of ten Americans think that George W Bush's recent Thanksgiving Day trip to Baghdad was staged - many saying they believed the 1969 moon landing to be "more realistic".
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Funny story:  Santa Off Target - Shock.

Santa Off Target - Shock.

Santa Claus has been found hiding by American soldiers in a farmouse basement in a village near Tikrit, Iraq. Besides his bedraggled clothing, his only other posessions were a tin of Cherry Blossom brown boot polish and several gallons of grey hair d...
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Funny story:  Statue of Liberty To Have New Home!

Statue of Liberty To Have New Home!

The Statue of Liberty was purchased by a Baptist Church in the Heartland of the U.S. today. The First Church of Baptist purchased the landmark from the city of New York for a whopping 235 million dollars.
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Funny story:  Kurt Russell & Crowe: Ending a Road

Kurt Russell & Crowe: Ending a Road

HOLLYWOOD - These two superstars have made a public pact: to stop making films and start exploiting them. After realizing how many more millions they would never receive in distribution costs, they vowed never to create, and to only distort, terroriz...
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Funny story:  What a Turkey

What a Turkey

On Thanksgiving morning I woke up, turned on CNN and was amazed to find out that George Bush had flown to Iraq for two and a half hours without any advance warning.
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Funny story:  Spoof writer sacked after paedophile weblink scam

Spoof writer sacked after paedophile weblink scam

Famous Spoof writer Martyn Memberton has been sensationally sacked - after callously directing online readers to a police paedophile entrapment website if they rated his stories badly.
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Funny story:  Condoms Overrated

Condoms Overrated

HOPE, ANSTRUM BAY -- The glitz has died down over the past several years, as boys and girls of all ages are no longer curious to see whether or not the modern-age invention condoms; actually work at all.
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Funny story:  Gnomes go on strike!

Gnomes go on strike!

The NUG (national union of Gnomes) announced this week that huge numbers of Gnomes will join others in striking this week in protest of low wages. 'Payment for Gnomes is a a record low, down 20% on last year. We thought we had ended Gnome discrim...
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Funny story:  Queen slams Anne in Christmas Speech

Queen slams Anne in Christmas Speech

The Queen's Christmas Day speech was recorded at an Army barracks this year - because it was the only place where Her Majesty felt safe from Princess Anne's killer dog.
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Funny story:  Homer  Simpson Gets  Mugged

Homer Simpson Gets Mugged

Homer Simpson received a Christmas surprise when a group of muggers went on a festive buying spree and emptied the shops of all his CDs and merchandise.
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Funny story:  Rolling Stones to Roll into Iraq

Rolling Stones to Roll into Iraq

Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger announced that the Rolling Stones will be playing in the deserts of Baghdad early next year.
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Funny story:  Nearly Immaculate Poll Has ACLU Writhing In Birth Pangs Of Rage

Nearly Immaculate Poll Has ACLU Writhing In Birth Pangs Of Rage

Reacting to a new shock poll by Fox News claiming that a fully 87% of Americans say nativity scenes should be allowed on government property, the Anti Christian Liberals Union declared those 87% of Americans as unconstitutional.
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Funny story:  Did ancient man control the weather?

Did ancient man control the weather?

For Millennia man has sought to control the weather. From the Stone Age to the modern day - farmers, magicians and lawyers have sought to influence the elements.
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Funny story:  Terror suspects granted full access to US courts, immediately sue McDonalds, "Big tobacco"

Terror suspects granted full access to US courts, immediately sue McDonalds, "Big tobacco"

Immediately following California's 9th Circuit Federal Appeals Court ruling that suspected terrorists being held at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base in Cuba should have access to lawyers and the American court system, all hell broke loose.
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Funny story:  Our Foreign Correspondent

Our Foreign Correspondent

Three months ago, The Spoof inaugurated it's offices in Germany. After, a week of total mayhem....err...I mean, total boredom, we hired our new foreign correspondent. His name was Ichspreche Nichtenglisch. The German folk loved his reporting. That's why our CEO, Parodius McSpoofus decided to transfer him to our headquarters in California. And I, being the main editor asked h...
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Funny story:  Saddam Destroyed the World, Bush Says

Saddam Destroyed the World, Bush Says

United States President George W. Bush revealed today that the Administration has evidence that Saddam Hussein was responsible for the complete destruction of the planet earlier this year.
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Funny story:  Rumsfeld: Kill more, faster

Rumsfeld: Kill more, faster

December 7, 2003 Newt Gingrich, former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, stated that the Bush Administrations policy in Iraq had "gone off the cliff". Mr. Gingrich, who knows a great deal about going over cliffs, having done so h...
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Funny story:  Lewinsky Loses Lawsuit

Lewinsky Loses Lawsuit

Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, whose brief affair with Bill Clinton nearly ended in the impeachment of the former President in 1999 for the crime of sleeping with some really ugly women, has had her claim to recoup 1.16 million US dollars...
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Funny story:  Tat-a! Blackole

Tat-a! Blackole

Residents of Blackole say they are "sick and tired of cheap tat". The high street, Blackole, looks like any high street at first glance. But look again. None of the shops have anything worth buying.!...
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Funny story:  The Domino Effect

The Domino Effect

A survey of Domino Pizza delivery drivers showed that those with Howard Dean for President bumper stickers on their cars were tipped better than those with Bush for President Stickers, according to a CNN report. The Bumper Sticker Survey, which has b...
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