There were 50 spoof news stories published in April 2002. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Beckham's foot attacked

Beckham's foot attacked

A nation gasped on Thursday when David Beckham's left foot, thought to be the most valuable body organ in the history of the world ever, was brutally assaulted, attacked and left for dead in a park this week. Mr Left Foot, who has often been rum...
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Funny story:  New Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004

New Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004

TheSpoof can now exclusively reveal the long awaited changes to the dress code for this years Wimbledon tournament.
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Funny story:  Smile spotted in EastEnders

Smile spotted in EastEnders

In a shocking movement, TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that someone has smiled on the set of the misery-misery BBC1 soap, EastEnders. The perpetrator is not yet known, but suspisions are mainly upon hardman, gruff-talking wild boar sou...
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Funny story:  Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

A woman with large breasts has been arrested today, following allegations of manslaughter due to her dangerously large bosom.
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Funny story:  Chuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity

Chuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity

Shocking news has come into the TheSpoof offices today, as Barrie and Paul Chuckle are reportedly being held in cells until further police questioning, in relation to the molestation of the corpse of beloved public figure, the late queen mother.
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Funny story:  Nicholas Lyndhurst Marries Himself

Nicholas Lyndhurst Marries Himself

It all started on the set of those genuinely disturbing WHSmiths adverts. Nicholas and his female alter-ego met across a crowded film set, and built a relationsip based on mutual trust and honestly, based mainly on the fact that they are actually the...
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Funny story:  Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit

Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit

A lava lamp that has laid dormant for years has today erupted, taking countless lives and leaving thousands injured and without homes.
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Funny story:  Playboy Bunny replaces Easter Bunny

Playboy Bunny replaces Easter Bunny

In a shocking revelation the world renowned Play Bunny has agreed to take over the role of head chocolate delivering animal.
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Funny story:  'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet

'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet

Today, scientists at a top dictionary school proved using maths and stuff that "and" is officially the best word in the world. Nobody is happier than yours truly, Andy Ampersand.
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Funny story:  Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript? Some kind of mix between a Shakespeare masterpiece and a hot drink?...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party

Tony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party

President George 'Bush' Dubya welcomed British Prime Minister Tony Blair to his ranch in Texas today, promising him the best sleep-over ever. George has a whole load of "neat" things to do, including staying up all night playing on...
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Funny story:  Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Hello?I'm sorry to say that somewhat changeable weather has been the norm of late, with the fine sunshine we saw at around 410 million years BC during the Palaeozoic epoch slowly moving away to be replaced by showers, particularly as we progress...
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Funny story:  Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

In Heaven today, the Queen Mother met the loveable fat git John Candy, better known as Uncle Buck. Despite her well-known warmth towards other people, she could not help but comment on his extreme obesity.
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Funny story:  Queen Mum actually died in 1997

Queen Mum actually died in 1997

Buckingham Palace are today said to be furious over revelations that Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother actually died in 1997.
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Funny story:  American Upset by Real World

American Upset by Real World

Traumatised American woman sues Terror Arafat on grounds that Palestinian terrorism causes her emotional distress when it is on the news. She claims that she developed "I'm a victim" syndrome by watching 72 days of rolling CNN coverage...
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Funny story:  Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

American right wing gun nuts the NRA today declared plans to lobby the government in a bid to outlaw death by shooting. The Bill, if successful, would see those shot to death by guns receive a substantial fine, prison sentence or even the death penal...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

The world famous movie-maker Woody Allen is at the centre of sickening allegations concerning his involvement with underage girls. It is alleged that he heats girls as young as 15 to two hundred degrees Celsius in his oven, marinades them, cuts them...
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Funny story:  Dame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance

Dame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance

She was a non-black Oscar nominee with the quiet sophistication of a 1920s porn film. He was a disgusting child molester with an even more disgusting array of party tunes. Yet romance blossomed between this, the oddest of couples, despite the perso...
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Funny story:  Duncan-Smith: Blair

Duncan-Smith: Blair

Prime Minister's question time was in disarray today after opposition leader Ian Duncan-Smith persistently questioned Tony Blair on whether or not he regularly wore his wife's underclothing.
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Funny story:  Ronnie Corbett 'Not Genuine Article' - Shock

Ronnie Corbett 'Not Genuine Article' - Shock

The World's ex best-loved comedian, Ronnie Corbett, has made an amazing confession to his loyal fans: "I am not really me," the jovial funnyman said yesterday evening. "I am, in actual fact, a scaled down replica of myself."...
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Funny story:  Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

In one of the most unexpected events of the year Laughsend .com has been bought out by AOL-TW.
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson Joins Convent!

Pamela Anderson Joins Convent!

Pamela Anderson, the baywatch babe with the enormous...assets, joined a convent early Thursday morning. After contracting Hepatitis C (amongst other VDs) from ex-hubby, Tommy Lee, she has apparently decided to swear off men.
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Funny story:  Cheney Sells Shares in Enron and Flees to Kandahar

Cheney Sells Shares in Enron and Flees to Kandahar

Tampa Fl April 1st General Tommy Franks announced today a new plan in the war on terror. Army special forces in Kandahar, Afghanistan were instructed to abandon their search for Osama Bin Laden and his Al Quaida lieutenants and instead to re-organi...
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Funny story:  Employers Fear Terrible Weapons

Employers Fear Terrible Weapons

Employers have been forced to adapt to the new threat of weapons of mass destruction being employed in their firm. A recent Graduate Employment test has incorporated a test to prevent nuclear, chemical or biological weapons from being inadvertently...
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Funny story:  Timberlake Demands Britney Gifts Back

Timberlake Demands Britney Gifts Back

Annoyingly sugar-sweet and bland ex-couple Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears have reportedly broken up, and the teenage temper tantrums are already in progress. Timberlake, real name Omar Al-Bomber, has apparently demanded Britney to "return...
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Funny story:  Ken Livingston taxes pedestrians

Ken Livingston taxes pedestrians

During last nights 'State of London' press conference, London Mayor Ken Livingston confirmed his plans to extend the plans for congestion charges to include pedestrians. Following a 3-week study by leading research group Payas Lotts...
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Funny story:  Wooden Man to Sue Marlboro

Wooden Man to Sue Marlboro

A man made of the finest oak in all Staffordshire has launched an audacious legal challenge to the tobacco companies, claiming that he was not warned of the danger cigarettes posed to people of flammable material. He claims that the loss of his face...
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Funny story:  Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford United have made a bid to host the 2004 Summer Olympics. The Conference team were quick to shake off any allegations that Athens had already been picked as a location for the next athletics competition, saying "Sod those stupid fat Gre...
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Funny story:  Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith, the celebrity TV millionairess cook, is have sainthood bestowed upon her. Her title will become Saint Delia of Norwich, Patron Saint of Cutlery. This adds to her already overlong list of titles the popular chef has acquired. She has b...
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Funny story:  Flying Pig Spotted In Durham

Flying Pig Spotted In Durham

No less than 78 people spotted a flying pig in Durham yesterday. The event occurred at around 1:30pm and said pig continued to soar about for approximately an hour, much to the amazement of the crowd that gathered in awe.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears to date J.C. Chasez

Britney Spears to date J.C. Chasez

Britney Spears dumped lead singer, Justin Timberlake for fellow 'Nsync member, J.C. Chasez.
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Funny story:  Neighbours Gets New Family!

Neighbours Gets New Family!

Aussie soap "Neighbours" is to replace the families killed in the forthcoming ant-eater disaster episodes with a new, more hard-hitting, more realistic family. TheSpoof.com brings you the details of who they are exclusively.
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Funny story:  Big Brother to help homeless

Big Brother to help homeless

Following poor ratings for the current Big Brother series, television production company Banal today announced exciting changes for the inevitable sequel. Entitled 'Big Brother: Gimme Shelter!' the series will follow the same format, however...
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Funny story:  Falklands War 2

Falklands War 2

In a tribute to the twentieth anniversary of the Falklands War, the UK have decided to have another one. Speaking in the House of Commons today, defence minister Geoff Hoon angrily stated that the army was to bomb the islands in the followin...
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Funny story:  British Boffins Bemusing Biggie 'Bout Big Bang

British Boffins Bemusing Biggie 'Bout Big Bang

Cosmologists at Cambridge University have published what leading Boffins have hailed as 'The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything'. After 25 years of non stop head banging, teeth gnashing, mind ripping effort, a small team of little kn...
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Funny story:  Prince Charles to be next Queen?

Prince Charles to be next Queen?

Shocking developments have been taking place at Buckingham Palace today after an insider leaked that Prince Charles would not be King Charles VI after his mother's death, but Queen Charles I!...
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Funny story:  Crazy horse burns innocent victims

Crazy horse burns innocent victims

A huge wooden horse has been storming through the normally peaceful English countryside setting innocent people on fire.
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Funny story:  How to Prevent Car Jacking

How to Prevent Car Jacking

How to protect yourself, and your property, from the So Squalid Crew.
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Funny story:  Bin Laden Found In Chiskwick

Bin Laden Found In Chiskwick

Osama Bin Laden, the leader of the terrorist group Al-Quada, has finally been found in Chiskwick. The Afghanistani was spotted squatting in an abandoned Ford Fiesta in Chiswick Tesco Car park. After investigating, police discovered that Mr Bin Laden...
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Funny story:  Pope discovered dead

Pope discovered dead

Scientists have discovered in recent tests that Pope John Paul II is in fact dead. The head of the catholic church apparently ceased to be alive several years ago, when he was unfortunate to come into contact with Sir Cliff Richard.
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Funny story:  'Trendy' Teenager Caught Using Public Phone!

'Trendy' Teenager Caught Using Public Phone!

Shame-faced fourteen-year-old, Katie Billocks, was spotted making a call from a public phone booth yesterday evening.
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Funny story:  More than 10 ways to blow a horse?

More than 10 ways to blow a horse?

On the southern most tip of Madagascar an man named Ungoola Mekijeridub made the astounding discovery that there are in fact many more than 10 ways to blow a horse (or other four legged, quite large animal).
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Funny story:  Terror Union: "Credit where credit's due!"

Terror Union: "Credit where credit's due!"

Unions are complaining about an identity crisis for terrorism, where entire peoples are called terrorists, and the blame for anything bad that the government doesn't feel like taking the rap for is shifted the terrorists way. "It's simp...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Goes To Hell

Osama Bin Laden Goes To Hell

After the unprecedented move of Osama Bin Laden to ABC he became violent and angry, ABC sought action to remove Bin Laden from their station and anything to do with it.
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Funny story:  Everyone To Die

Everyone To Die

Today we can exclusivley reveal that top scientists have exclusivley revealed that all of us will probably die at some point in our lives.
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Funny story:  20th Hijacker Admits Sleeping In

20th Hijacker Admits Sleeping In

The so-called 20th hijacker, who was due to take part in the 9/11 September 11th suicide attacks admitted in court today that he slept in on the morning of the event. "I was meant to be the navigator for the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania,...
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Funny story:  Bill Gates Drugs Spoof Writers

Bill Gates Drugs Spoof Writers

Bill Gates has got his own back on spoof news journalists, parody-writers, jealous scorn-mongers and the humourless robots who write "The Onion" by spiking all their Shredded Wheat with hallucinogenic drugs. TheSpoof has been particularly...
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Funny story:  Foot and Mouth Survivors Strike Back

Foot and Mouth Survivors Strike Back

It's over a year since the massive cull of farm animals during the foot and mouth outbreak and we thought that the surviving animals had forgotten all about it. Not so. This reporter has disturbing news to report.
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Funny story:  Tory Leader Finds Poor People

Tory Leader Finds Poor People

Leader of the Conservative Party, Ian Duncan-Smith, rap name D Smitty, expressed shock on his visit to Glasgow last week. "I couldn't believe that people live on council estates," said D Smitty, wiping a tear from his eye. It's al...
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Funny story:  Senior Fear Factor opens to mixed reviews

Senior Fear Factor opens to mixed reviews

Senior Fear Factor debuted to a captive aging audience last evening where six spunky seniors vied for the coveted grand prize: free Medicare benefits and lifetime accommodations at La Fonda del Muerta, the premiere senior care resort of the...
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