Bordello Boogie

Guy goes to a brothel knocks at the door and the madam lets him in , he makes his choice and goes to an upstairs room. Whilst doing the horizontal tango the girl says to him. "Hey this is soooo boring, can't you do something a little different, more adventurous?"

"Like what?" says the guy. "I dunno, we could tie the sheets together tie them around us and hang out of the window, at least I'd be getting some fresh air and doing something different."

"OK" says the guy

So they do and find it real enjoyable and are thrashing around oblivious in their oscillatory bordello boogie, while all that time the sheet is sawing on the window ledge

The inevitable happens and they plunge to the ground and finish up in a frozen unconscious lascivious pose at the feet of a passing drunk. The drunk does a double take, then goes to the brothel door and knocks. The Madam opens the door and says "Can I help you?".

"No" says the Drunk, "I just thought you ought to know your sign fell down and almost fuckin' killed me."