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Italian Tomato Garden

An Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard....

submitted by MsTerri, 12 May 2009

Penis And Pancakes

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor....

submitted by MsTerri, 03 May 2009

Intercourse Death

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman....

submitted by MsTerri, 03 May 2009


A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa....

submitted by MsTerri, 03 May 2009

Ghost In The Car

This happened in a little town, Norris Arm, in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its absolutely true....

submitted by MsTerri, 02 May 2009

Dirty Waitress

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside....

submitted by MsTerri, 26 April 2009

Italian Philosophy In The Mafia

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed....

submitted by MsTerri, 25 April 2009

Sex On Mars

The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles....

submitted by MsTerri, 22 April 2009

The Rabbi's Son

A rabbis son had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father about use of the family car....

submitted by MsTerri, 12 April 2009

T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, T-G-I-F....

submitted by MsTerri, 08 April 2009

Erectile Dysfunction

Subject: Why Proper English Is Important - Now this will make you ponder correct speech!...

submitted by MsTerri, 07 April 2009

Older Woman

A mature (over 60) lady gets pulled over for speeding......

submitted by MsTerri, 06 April 2009

Dirty Words Happy Marriage

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldnt wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies....

submitted by MsTerri, 03 April 2009

A Cowboy Named Bud

A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust....

submitted by MsTerri, 29 March 2009

Two Prostitutes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes -- $50.00....

submitted by MsTerri, 27 March 2009

Sucking Lifesavers

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs doing nothing....

submitted by MsTerri, 25 March 2009

Immigrant Sex

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister? he asks. $100, she replies....

submitted by MsTerri, 24 March 2009

The Lost Luggage

An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks....

submitted by MsTerri, 23 March 2009

The South

South Carolina...

submitted by MsTerri, 23 March 2009

Viagra And Old Man

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra...

submitted by MsTerri, 23 March 2009


I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word service....

submitted by MsTerri, 22 March 2009

I Love You

A man escapes from a prison where hes been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns....

submitted by MsTerri, 22 March 2009

Choosing A Spouse

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money....

submitted by MsTerri, 20 March 2009

The Duck Hunter's Penis

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak....

submitted by MsTerri, 20 March 2009
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