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Italian Tomato Garden
An Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard....
Penis And Pancakes
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor....
Intercourse Death
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman....
Ghost In The Car
This happened in a little town, Norris Arm, in Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its absolutely true....
Dirty Waitress
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside....
Italian Philosophy In The Mafia
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed....
Sex On Mars
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles....
The Rabbi's Son
A rabbis son had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father about use of the family car....
T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, T-G-I-F....
Erectile Dysfunction
Subject: Why Proper English Is Important - Now this will make you ponder correct speech!...
Older Woman
A mature (over 60) lady gets pulled over for speeding......
Dirty Words Happy Marriage
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldnt wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies....
A Cowboy Named Bud
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust....
Two Prostitutes
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes -- $50.00....
Sucking Lifesavers
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs doing nothing....
Immigrant Sex
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. Hey, how much you charge for one hour, sister? he asks. $100, she replies....
The Lost Luggage
An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks....
Viagra And Old Man
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra...
Enlightenment
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word service....
I Love You
A man escapes from a prison where hes been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns....
Choosing A Spouse
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money....
The Duck Hunter's Penis
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak....
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