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Hot Food

Managed to get some hot food on the train...

submitted by p.doff, 29 September 2010


I went down the local supermarket. I said: I want to make a complaint...

submitted by p.doff, 25 August 2010


Just heard about a gynaecologist who decorated...

submitted by p.doff, 29 July 2010


The wife said to me if you were half a man youd...

submitted by p.doff, 08 June 2010


What do you call 47 men watching the...

submitted by p.doff, 03 June 2010

Oil Leak

A BP spokesman said today that the current oil leak is the...

submitted by p.doff, 30 May 2010


I went to my doctor to get something...

submitted by p.doff, 04 May 2010


Yesterday I got rid of 7 stones of...

submitted by p.doff, 04 May 2010

So Ugly

I knew a girl who was so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. Thats...

submitted by p.doff, 03 May 2010

Egg Timer

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time...

submitted by p.doff, 03 May 2010

Persecution Complex

I told my doctor that everyone hates me. He said I...

submitted by p.doff, 01 May 2010


I went to the grocers the other day and said can I have 5lbs of potatoes please mate He said certainly...

submitted by p.doff, 24 April 2010

A Racist Joke

Australian farmers have found a new...

submitted by p.doff, 22 April 2010

Strange But True.

I mistook my car ignition key for my house key last night and...

submitted by p.doff, 17 April 2010
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