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Pope christens ocean going ship for first time in history!

Pope Francis has christened an ocean going ship for the first time in the history of The Roman Catholic Church! The event took place yesterday afternoon at a boat yard in Venice, Italy!...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 19 May 2014

R. I. P. --- earth dummies…

R. I. P. --- earth dummies…...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 19 November 2013

I was a bully!

Seventy years ago at age eleven I twisted Neil Englishs arm and made him cry. Neil was the smallest, frailest and sickliest boy in the class. I was the second smallest, frailest and sickliest boy in...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 17 January 2013

GOP voter registration fraud

Gone largely unnoticed in the GOP voter registration scandal was the effort to register voters in the nations insane asylums. As the effort was proceeding in seven states an internal memo of Allied Strategic...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 06 October 2012

It wasn't me!

I was watching Morning Joe on MSNBC this morning and a interview with Haley Barbour. I was trying to figure out the gut reaction I always have when I see this man on TV. Haley Barbour, former governor of Mississippi,...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 27 August 2012

Hillbillies & Crackers!

We use to live in Ohio. West Virginia was nearby, it and the rest of Ohio south of Cleveland was known as Hillbilly country. We moved to North Carolina twenty plus years ago and learned about Red Necks....

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 05 September 2011

One more thing people say or do to old people

Well….How are WE feeling today? OK. Ill go first. Its the bowel movements, I could talk all day about this, you know how they go, or maybe you dont, well, it really is scary sometimes, you know,...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 25 June 2011

Another thing people say or do to old people!

Zip up, for Gods sake! Youre out in public! People are staring! The checkout lady just called the store manager! Were going to be banned from Walmart again! Youre going to have to sit in the car with...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 25 June 2011

Things people say and do to old people!

The check out lady at Wal-Marts said, Is this yours, as she picked up my upper bridge from the conveyor belt. Thank God! I thoughts it had dropped into the urinal in the mens room. Thanks, I said and...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 25 June 2011

Stand-Up Comic

A recent survey shows that in rural America, 92% of those surveyed thought...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 01 November 2010

Stand-Up Comic

A recent survey shows that in rural America, 92% of those surveyed thought...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 31 October 2010

Old People

When I was a young man in my forties, I couldnt figure out why old people ALWAYS talked about their health. I am now close to eighty years old and...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 04 October 2010

UN Confrontation

In a heated exchange at the UN yesterday, an American and a Chinese diplomat confroned each other. We have more democracy than you, said the Chinese...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 25 September 2010

Moby Dick

In a Gallop Pole survey released Septembaer 15th, 86% of the T- bagger members thought that Moby Dick was a social disease....

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 15 September 2010

Is there life after death?

Is there life after death? Yes, but not yours...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 15 September 2010

"I woke in the middle of the night....."

I woke up in the middle of the night and a woman was banging...

submitted by b kenneth mcgee, 07 September 2010
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