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Dog Fighting In Manchester Joke
Mate of mine was in a pub in Cheetham Hill, and this bloke walks in with a pit bull terrier, and he says:...
Aaaarrrgh!
Hello, my names George, and Im a ticket collector on the high speed service between London and Manchester....
Spice Up Your Love Life!
I love my wife, I really do, and most aspects of our relationship are wonderful, but we got to feeling that maybe, after twenty years, our love life was perhaps getting a little stale....
Fifteen Whiskies Please
When I worked in a pub behind the bar, this geezer walked in one night and ordered fifteen whiskies....
Shakespeare Joke
My mate, right - used to work for Shakespeare he did....
1,000,001 Witty Ripostes For Every Occasion.
I dunno about you, but Id like to think Im quite witty and sharp....
If You Want To Get Ahead Tell A Joke Or Three.
When the elderly lady fell pregnant, she prepared herself for the worst. Shed heard all the horror stories about elderly ladies giving birth to deformed babies....
Two Deaf Guys In A Pub
Two deaf guys walk into a pub in Burnley....
Sam Plank And Harry Nail
Two carpenters, Sam Plank, and Harry Nail, set up in business together, sadly Harry Nail died and went to heaven....
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