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Dog Fighting In Manchester Joke

Mate of mine was in a pub in Cheetham Hill, and this bloke walks in with a pit bull terrier, and he says:...

submitted by Skoob1999, 25 July 2012


Hello, my names George, and Im a ticket collector on the high speed service between London and Manchester....

submitted by Skoob1999, 25 July 2012


Me mate Joe was walking through town the other day, when he heard this chanting...a bit like a football crowd......

submitted by Skoob1999, 25 July 2012

Spice Up Your Love Life!

I love my wife, I really do, and most aspects of our relationship are wonderful, but we got to feeling that maybe, after twenty years, our love life was perhaps getting a little stale....

submitted by Skoob1999, 25 July 2012

Chef Joke

A mate of mine went for a job at a prestigious London restaurant, whose head chef is an internationally renowned celebrity....

submitted by Skoob1999, 18 February 2012

Fifteen Whiskies Please

When I worked in a pub behind the bar, this geezer walked in one night and ordered fifteen whiskies....

submitted by Skoob1999, 18 September 2010

Doing It Doggy Style

I tried it....

submitted by Skoob1999, 18 September 2010

In The Pub

I used to love going down the pub....

submitted by Skoob1999, 13 September 2010

Shakespeare Joke

My mate, right - used to work for Shakespeare he did....

submitted by Skoob1999, 27 July 2010

1,000,001 Witty Ripostes For Every Occasion.

I dunno about you, but Id like to think Im quite witty and sharp....

submitted by Skoob1999, 26 July 2010

If You Want To Get Ahead Tell A Joke Or Three.

When the elderly lady fell pregnant, she prepared herself for the worst. Shed heard all the horror stories about elderly ladies giving birth to deformed babies....

submitted by Skoob1999, 03 November 2009

Two Deaf Guys In A Pub

Two deaf guys walk into a pub in Burnley....

submitted by Skoob1999, 02 October 2009

Sam Plank And Harry Nail

Two carpenters, Sam Plank, and Harry Nail, set up in business together, sadly Harry Nail died and went to heaven....

submitted by Skoob1999, 25 August 2009
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