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Multi-syllabic words

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable....

submitted by BOB FRAPPLES, 04 September 2008

Historic cleaning moment

A frantic young woman rushed into Abes Able Dry Cleaners and said to the man behind the counter, Listen, Ive got a terrible problem. I spilled ketchup on this dress, and I need it cleaned in two hours....

submitted by BOB FRAPPLES, 04 September 2008

Show & Tell

Show and Tell was a bit different recently at Fairview Elementary School in Fox Chapel, PA. One students father, a neurosurgeon, Dr. Michael Horowitz, brought an arm to show the kids. A real arm, from...

submitted by BOB FRAPPLES, 04 September 2008

Copper cardiology

The chief resident-in-training at our hospital was putting a patient on a bypass machine in preparation for open-heart surgery. The patient, who happened to be a policeman, had his aorta clamped, and then...

submitted by BOB FRAPPLES, 04 September 2008

In Addition

A Jewish boy in grade school was listening to his Hebrew teacher quoting Scripture. The Lord our God, the Lord is One, the teacher declared. The youngster asked, . . . When will He be two?...

submitted by BOB FRAPPLES, 28 August 2008

5 Minutes

St Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down. Excuse me, can I help you? he asks. No, its all right. It wont be long. And he distractedly looks at his watch, shrugs...

submitted by BOB FRAPPLES, 28 August 2008
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