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The Awesome Power of a Wife's Love
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In deaths doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs....
The Husband
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Man of Your House....
Olympic Condoms
Husband says to wife, My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think Ill wear Gold tonight....
The fishing priest
The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip, he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!...
Irish maths test
Paddy wants a job, but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. Without using numbers, represent the number 9. Without numbers? Paddy...
The loving husband
A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. No, he says, the seat is empty. This is incredible!...
Sex of a fly
A woman walks into a kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. What are you doing? she asked. Hunting flies he replied. Killing any? she asked. Yep, two males and three females he replied....
Married couple
A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers labour pain to the father....
On Arrival In Heaven
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. Are you...
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