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The Awesome Power of a Wife's Love

A very old man lay dying in his bed. In deaths doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs....

submitted by Earl Grey, 04 April 2010

The Husband

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Man of Your House....

submitted by Earl Grey, 25 February 2010

Olympic Condoms

Husband says to wife, My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think Ill wear Gold tonight....

submitted by Earl Grey, 25 February 2010

Ramjam

Ramjam the freshy was caught entering Britain illegally. Immigration said, you can only stay if you can make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green. Ramjam replied, The telephone goes green...

submitted by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010

The fishing priest

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip, he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!...

submitted by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010

Irish maths test

Paddy wants a job, but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. Without using numbers, represent the number 9. Without numbers? Paddy...

submitted by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010

The loving husband

A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. No, he says, the seat is empty. This is incredible!...

submitted by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010

Sex of a fly

A woman walks into a kitchen and finds her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. What are you doing? she asked. Hunting flies he replied. Killing any? she asked. Yep, two males and three females he replied....

submitted by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010

Married couple

A couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers labour pain to the father....

submitted by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010

On Arrival In Heaven

A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. Are you...

submitted by Earl Grey, 22 February 2010
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