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Optimists

How do you get four optimists in a mini?...

submitted by Midgetgems, 18 January 2009

Dog whisperer

My girlfriend is a dog whisperer....

submitted by Midgetgems, 08 January 2009

Sofa

I bought a sofa. They asked how I...

submitted by Midgetgems, 08 January 2009

Wedding Ding Dong

The mother of a bride who cooked for 120 guests was praised by the best man who said shed calculated...

submitted by Midgetgems, 08 January 2009

Pope Olympics

Pope Benedict has announced his intention to compete in the 2012 Olympics. He stood outside...

submitted by Midgetgems, 17 September 2008

Degree course

Students - wondering which degree course? Try our combined...

submitted by Midgetgems, 15 September 2008

1960's

The 1960s must have been a good time for the sign writing business....

submitted by Midgetgems, 08 September 2008

Misunderstood

Doctor, Doctor, I have trouble making myself understood. What on earth...

submitted by Midgetgems, 08 September 2008

Policeman

I got mugged the other day and a policeman came round to arrest me for it....

submitted by Midgetgems, 08 September 2008

Tolkien

Ive just bought Lord of the Rings on DVD but I think it...

submitted by Midgetgems, 06 September 2008

Spin Doctor

The body of a spin doctor was pulled from a lake today. Police...

submitted by Midgetgems, 04 September 2008

Disney

I went to see the latest Disney film last week. It had the usual...

submitted by Midgetgems, 04 September 2008

Stop that pigeon

A pigeon went into a BMW showroom and saw a shiny red sports model....

submitted by Midgetgems, 03 September 2008

Lamp

Followed a man in the street today shouting Lamp! Lamp! LAMP!! I noticed...

submitted by Midgetgems, 02 September 2008

Tired Doctor

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. I suppose youre going...

submitted by Midgetgems, 22 August 2008

Another alternative

Patient: Doctor, I have a terrible problem, I can never remember jokes Doctor:...

submitted by Midgetgems, 22 August 2008

Well trained

A man who jumped in front of a train has been...

submitted by Midgetgems, 22 August 2008
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