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Wedding Ding Dong
The mother of a bride who cooked for 120 guests was praised by the best man who said shed calculated...
Pope Olympics
Pope Benedict has announced his intention to compete in the 2012 Olympics. He stood outside...
Degree course
Students - wondering which degree course? Try our combined...
1960's
The 1960s must have been a good time for the sign writing business....
Misunderstood
Doctor, Doctor, I have trouble making myself understood. What on earth...
Policeman
I got mugged the other day and a policeman came round to arrest me for it....
Tolkien
Ive just bought Lord of the Rings on DVD but I think it...
Spin Doctor
The body of a spin doctor was pulled from a lake today. Police...
Disney
I went to see the latest Disney film last week. It had the usual...
Stop that pigeon
A pigeon went into a BMW showroom and saw a shiny red sports model....
Lamp
Followed a man in the street today shouting Lamp! Lamp! LAMP!! I noticed...
Tired Doctor
PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. I suppose youre going...
Another alternative
Patient: Doctor, I have a terrible problem, I can never remember jokes Doctor:...
Well trained
A man who jumped in front of a train has been...
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