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Caesar On Cleopatra's Birthday

And so it came to pass that on the birthday of Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile, all Upper and Lower Egypt rejoiced and paid homage to her. Emissaries from the four corners of the known world presented the...

submitted by PP Rega, 10 June 2012

The Captain, The Sandbar, and A Plate of Spaghetti

The following verbal transaction was secretly taped at the disposition of Signore Schettino, Captain of the ill-fated cruise ship, Costa Concordia. Its presented to you as a public service. Prosecuting...

submitted by PP Rega, 17 January 2012

A blonde movie producer

One movie executive meets another at a news conference. Hi Harry. Whatve you been doing lately? Im making a new movie. Its all about a runaway locomotive. Sounds interesting. Yeah, and its really character-driven;...

submitted by PP Rega, 30 May 2011

A Poor, Poor Plastic Surgeon

A down-on-his-luck plastic surgeon was seeking ways to make quick money to settle some overwhelming gambling debts. He looked around his office to see what he could sell and all he found were a couple of old breast implants....

submitted by PP Rega, 18 May 2011

How did a three-time loser not get mandatory "Life" in prison?

There once was a two-time loser, named Light-Finger Sam who was recently paroled from Federal prison. Always in need of money Sam did what he knew best: Burglary. So, he broke into the palatial home of The King of NASCAR, cracked...

submitted by PP Rega, 03 April 2011

Mozart & The Archbishop

The archbishop of Salzburg summoned Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to his chambers and told him to compose a song but he couldnt pay him much. The economy, you know. Wolfgang protested, but to no avail. So,...

submitted by PP Rega, 04 July 2010

Tony Haywood Chooses New Fuel Source

Tony Haywood is sooooooo fed up with oil that...

submitted by PP Rega, 20 June 2010

Seizures in the Tub

What do you do when a person has a seizure in...

submitted by PP Rega, 28 February 2010

On the new US Embassy in London...

The US is building a new embassy in London at...

submitted by PP Rega, 24 February 2010

A Shakespearean Malady

Question: What do you call MRSA that infects...

submitted by PP Rega, 14 November 2009

Pope Julius' heart-to-heart with Michelangelo

Julius II called Michelangelo into the Sistine...

submitted by PP Rega, 17 August 2009


Word for Today: Freelance Definition: A Medieval...

submitted by PP Rega, 15 August 2009

The Case of the Heroic Cow

Did you hear about the Guernsey who stopped at an accident...

submitted by PP Rega, 08 August 2009

Off with the Tramp Stamp

Helen was walking hurriedly down the street. Gladys stopped...

submitted by PP Rega, 08 August 2009

A Bovine Love Story

A Broadway producer is putting on a bovine love story between...

submitted by PP Rega, 06 August 2009

Eulogy to a Dead Cow

Did you about the wealthy Guernsey? She made millions in the...

submitted by PP Rega, 05 August 2009

Death at 30,000 Feet

A pilot has an apparent cardiac arrest while on a trans-Atlantic...

submitted by PP Rega, 20 June 2009

On 'Same Sex' Marriage

I dont know why more people arent upset about same sex marriage....

submitted by PP Rega, 07 May 2009

The First Day

A blood-curdling scream. Mommie. Mommie. She runs in the bedroom....

submitted by PP Rega, 21 January 2009

Definition: Denial

Word of the day: Denial Part of Speech: Noun Pronunciation: de-...

submitted by PP Rega, 13 December 2008

The Death of Vincent Van Gogh

What was the obituary headline in Amsterdam when Van Gogh died? Van...

submitted by PP Rega, 06 December 2008

1923: President speaks to Congress on radio for first time

On December 6, 1923, the presidential address was broadcast on radio...

submitted by PP Rega, 06 December 2008

Credit Suisse Smells like Limburger

Credit Suisse will cut 5,300 jobs -- about 11 percent of its workforce -- following a net loss of about 3 billion Swiss francs ($2.5 billion) in October and November, the Swiss bank announced...

submitted by PP Rega, 04 December 2008

Antipsychotic? What's that?

A person who doesnt think Hannibal Lecter should...

submitted by PP Rega, 19 November 2008
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