Showing jokes submitted by Pariah.

Show all jokes.

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)

Kermit The Frog And The Loan Officer

Kermit the frog went to his bank one day to apply for a loan. After waiting in the lobby for a few minutes, a moderately attractive woman approached him, introducing herself as Patricia Whack the loan...

submitted by Pariah, 15 May 2011

Waking With Bags Under Your Eyes

A 50 year old woman woke up one morning and made her way to the bathroom. As she looked in the mirror she was struck with horror at what she saw. She screamed, ran straight to her car and drove to the...

submitted by Pariah, 15 May 2011

Monica Lewinsky Has A Weight Problem

Monica Lewinsky, the intern that made the world news by having oral sex with President Clinton, had a rough few years following that major event. She got a bad reputation, couldnt get a real job anywhere...

submitted by Pariah, 15 May 2011

The Priest, The Minister, The Rabbi And The Bear

At a conference of religious leaders, three of the most prominent individuals got into a discussion of which of them had the strongest faith and ability to convert the heathens. One was a Catholic Priest,...

submitted by Pariah, 15 May 2011

Doctor Nozital Answers Questions You'd Rather Not Ask

Dr. Nozital, world renowned expert on the odd and unusual, has gracefully agreed to provide answers to some of our readers most pressing questions. Interviewer: Dr. Nozital, why are birds so ugly? Dr. Nozital:...

submitted by Pariah, 15 May 2011

Mouse And Centipede

A mouse was looking out the window of the apartment he lived in, and noticed the weather was really nice. He decided it looked nice enough to go for a run. He went down the hall and knocked on the door of his neighbor...

submitted by Pariah, 15 May 2011

Mulder, Scully And The Case In Montana

A call came in to the Washington office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from the Montana field office. The small town police had encountered something so bizaar they were unable to make...

submitted by Pariah, 13 May 2011

The Baby Ostrich

A man walks into a bar, with a baby ostrich beside him and strolls on up to the counter. The bartender comes over and asks them what theyd like. Ill take a Heinekin and Id like a bag of sunflower seeds...

submitted by Pariah, 09 May 2011

Be Careful What You Wish For

A man wearing a trenchcoat enters a bar. He goes to the counter and orders a drink. While the bartender is preparing the drink, the man pulls a small baby grand piano and sets it on the counter. Then...

submitted by Pariah, 23 April 2011

The Pickle Jar Challenge

A man walked into a bar one evening and sat down at the counter. The bartender came, took his order and gave him his drink. As the man was enjoying his beverage, he casually gave the place a look over....

submitted by Pariah, 23 April 2011
Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)

Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 3 multiplied by 4?

1 18 19 12

RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info...

36 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more