Showing:

Showing jokes submitted by norma snockers.


Show all jokes.

Showing page 1 (of 21 pages)

Lucky me!

The other day I was walking by this convention center and I heard a crude remark made towards me. I told them to blow me. Little did I know it was the International Nymphomaniacs convention. Six days...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

The crocodile

This bloke walks into an outback bar with a big crocodile and sets it on the bar. He asks the barkeep for a beer, and opens the crocks mouth, sticks his cock in its mouth and drinks his beer. The bartender...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Solution for Alapletia

The bald man cut holes in his pockets so he could run his fingers through his hair!...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Tell-tale signs

A woman walks into her Gynecologist and the doctor says, Miss why do you have F on your stomach? The woman replies, I went to bed last night with Fred and refused to take off his belt. A couple of weeks...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

You Don't Want to Hear This...

The three words a woman never wants to hear when shes making love are: Honey, Im home!...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Something in Common?

Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together, and you get... 100 people who dont do dick....

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Rudolph The Deaf Reindeer

Santa and his reindeer landed on top of an outhouse. Santa looked around for a moment, then hollered No no, Rudolph! I said the SCHMIDT house....

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Aren't People Stupid?

Paddy met Mick in the street and Mick said: Paddy will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in the future? Why? Paddy asked. Because, said Mick all the street was laughing when...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Want to Be Wanted?

Men usually like to go to massage parlours because they want to be kneaded....

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

For a Change

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor. The old man asks, Why are you going to sleep on the floor? The old woman says, Because I want...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

The Filly

A farmer buys a cute little filly that he plans on racing next season, but when gets her home, his old stallion smells her and wants her and starts kicking up dust. The farmer doesnt want her knocked...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

The Perfect Male Lover

The definition of the perfect male lover is one who makes love for three hours, then turns into chocolate....

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

Of Trees and onions

A family is sitting around the supper table. The son asks his father, Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father, surprised, answers, Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,...

submitted by norma snockers, 03 July 2010

A Money Saving Idea

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Estate

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she cant touch it til shes 14....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

The Film

Theyre making a new XXX movie. Its about an anorexic Irish prostitute who hops from bed to bed. Her names Tramp OLean....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Coded Messages

A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon. Care to go upstairs and have a shag? the husband asks. Shhh! said the bride. All the neighbours will know what were about to do....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Tip for Large Women

To screw a fat chick, roll her in flour and find the wet spot....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Card Shop

At the card shop a woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, No. A clerk came over and asked, May I help you? I dont know, said the woman. Do you have any Sorry...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Getting up Too Early

An old professor got up one morning feeling like a 20 year old student, but he couldnt find one on campus who was awake that early....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Sir Lancelot

In the days of Yore, long gone by, at the time of Camelot, there were many brave Knights, but the bravest of them all was Sir Lancelot. Sir Lancelot was the bravest of the brave, goodest of the good and...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

ABC sex

ABC Sex: Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

Crouching Position

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, Morning. He said, No, just taking a crap....

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010

25 Whiskies...

A bartender is preparing to open for the night when he hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and a beautiful blonde is standing there. She says, Im shy could I get a drink before you open? So he...

submitted by norma snockers, 28 June 2010
Showing page 1 (of 21 pages)


Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 2 multiplied by 2?

6 4 22 15

RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info...

Go to top