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Words of wisdom from 100-year old Sister Mary Goretti
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent....
And that's how the fight started - Part Nine
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight....
Lord of the Manor
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE Lord of Your Manor....
And that's how the fight started - Part Eight
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen....
Gone A-W-O-L
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army....
And that's how the fight started - Part Seven
A woman drove home crazily, screeching her car into the driveway and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs:...
And that's how the fight started - Part Six
1. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed...
To be 6 again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was...
Husband down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local store....
What is celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances....
Taking aim
Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death....
And that's how the fight started - Part Five
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly in the dark so as not to wake my wife, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage....
And that's how the fight started - Part Four
When our lawn mower broke and wouldnt run, my wife kept hinting to me...
And then the fight started - Part Three
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels....
Twilight Years dating agency for seniors
Dating agency clarifying information provided by senior on enrollment questionnaire for finding the perfect soul-mate:...
And that's how the fight started - Part Two
I took my wife to a restaurant....
And that's how the fight started - Part One
1. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift......
Visual exercise
Wife: Honey, how come you always carry my photo in your wallet....
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