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Chuck Norris

Why doesnt Chuck Norris run for President?...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 18 January 2012

The Irish Caddy

A golfer, overly excited about playing his first round of golf on an Irish course, had been slicing off the tee on every hole....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 24 June 2011

Two Brothers

Stosh and Yosh come to America, both skilled tradesman, Stosh a plumber and Yosh an electrician. The much younger Yosh meets and falls in love almost immediately with a pretty little girl and they announce...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 13 November 2010

Stosh and Yosh: The Snowblower

Stosh and Yosh, fresh off the boat to America, Buy a gas station in Northern Minnesota. After their first heavy downfall they both pile up the snow into huge mounds, but now block the view to their station...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 28 April 2010

Cordouroy Pillows

Did you hear about the new Cordouroy Pillows on the market? Theyre making headlines........

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 28 April 2010

The Skeleton

Did you hear the one about the skeleton who walked into a pub.... He ordered a beer and a mop..... (Thats the joke. You might need to think about that one a little)...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 29 October 2009

The Strong Willed Bride

A young couple is about to get married, but the grooms father is from the old country and advises him on how to manage his new wife. You let her know from the very beginning that youre the man, you make the...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 21 November 2008

The Duck

A guy walks into a bar with a duck perched on his head. The bartender sees the odd pair and comments, Hey what seems to be the problem over there The duck replies, I dont know, but could you help get this guy...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 21 November 2008

The Grasshopper

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, Hey, we got a drink named after you. The grasshopper replies, You got a drink named Steve?...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 21 November 2008

The Good Catholic Couple

A young couple was hot to have sex, but the good Catholic girl had to have the wedding first, in the Catholic church. Despite the young man asking to have the ceremony immediately, the priest declined...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 21 November 2008

Soft Boiled Eggs

I woke up this morning to find my wife in the kitchen naked, getting ready to cook some soft boiled eggs. She heard me come in, dropped the eggs in water and turned to greet me, she said, Take me and...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 17 November 2008

MacGreggor the Fence Builder

On old salt enters a typical Scottish pub overlooking the Firth of Forth and takes the last seat at the bar looking out through the front window. He calls for a shot of Oban and grabs the bartenders...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 12 November 2008

The Limerick (5)

There once was a young man from Boston, Who owned a new baby Austin, He had room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, But his balls did slip out and he lost em....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 03 October 2008

The Limerick (4)

There once was a hermit named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in a cave, He thought of the smell, But said, what the hell Just think of the money I save....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 03 October 2008

The Limerick (3)

There once was a pilot from Kildaire, Who screwed an old whore on the stair, On the 23rd stroke, The bannister broke, But he finished her off in Mid-air....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 03 October 2008

The Limerick (2)

There once was a woman named Pratt, Who had triplets named Tom, Tim and Tat. It was fine in the breeding, But tough in the feeding, When she found she had no tit for Tat....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 03 October 2008

The Limerick (1)

On the bosoms of a hooker named Gail, Was Tattooed the price of her tail, And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braile....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 03 October 2008

The Chauvanist

Whats the difference between a woman who has an orgasm, and one who doesnt? Who cares....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 03 October 2008

Televangelists

How many televangelists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just declare darkness to be divine intervention....

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 01 October 2008

The Cow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 01 October 2008

The Woodchuck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ... with a Stihl Magnum 880, 8.6 horsepower professional chainsaw......

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 01 October 2008

Jungle Sports

Q: What do you do to an Elephant with 3 balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the Giraffe...

submitted by P.M. Wortham, 29 September 2008
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