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Elephant Time

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking at the animals. He suddenly remembers about an appointment that he scheduled. Unfortunately, he forgot his watch. He searches for someone who could give...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 07 August 2007

C-ing I Dog

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking the dogs they decided to go in and have a drink. Unfortunately, the bar didnt allow dogs. There was no...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 06 August 2007

Dumbest Wife

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesnt have an automatic garage door. The second guy says, My...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 04 August 2007

Hooligan Hijinx

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams his fist down, and yells Give me a Budweiser, or...! Scared, the bartender serves the man his Budweiser. This happens everyday for a week straight, and the...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 04 August 2007

I Like Your Thinking

A teacher asks her class, If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left? She calls on little Johnny. None, they all fly away with the first gunshot. The teacher...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 02 August 2007

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and said, I...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 02 August 2007

Nutty Game

A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 30 July 2007

Oldies Sleep

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, Why are you going to sleep on the floor? The old woman says, Because I want...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 30 July 2007

Cabbie Dating A Hooker

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lovers Lane. When they get up there, she says, I have to be honest with you, Im a hooker. The guy thinks about this for a short time and says its okay. He...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 28 July 2007

Ending It All

An 83-year old woman decided that shed seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 28 July 2007

Farm Fugitives

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. Once inside they each hid in a old sack against the barn...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 28 July 2007

Tight Skirt At Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldnt get her foot high...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 23 July 2007

In-Laws & Out-Laws

Q: Whats the difference between in-laws & out-laws? A: Out-laws are wanted....

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 21 July 2007

Lady Wants Husband

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who... 1) would treat her nicely 2) wouldnt run away from her 3) would...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 20 July 2007

Truth To Mailman

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, I know the whole truth -- even when you dont...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 18 July 2007

Sexy Timepiece

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, Wow, thats a really fancy watch. Thanks, says the guy, Its the cutting...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 18 July 2007

Burger Recipe

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, One burger! Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit,...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 18 July 2007

Vajpayee and Bush kill 14 million Pakistanis

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, Isnt that Bush and Vajpayee? . The barman says Yes, thats them. So the guy walks over and says,Hello, what are u guys doing?...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 14 July 2007

Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, Mommy, can little girls have babies? No, said his mom, Of course not. Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 14 July 2007

Tits an' Ass

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller? she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed,...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 14 July 2007

Flowers For Sex

One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand. She rolled her eyes and said, There comes the a**hole with...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 14 July 2007

Penis & Bread

Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I dont know. Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread....

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 12 July 2007

The Darn Cat

There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks. He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk. The cat starts to stumble...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 09 July 2007

Drunken Man & Blonde

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, You wanna hear a blonde joke? The person replies, I...

submitted by Who The Hell Is Mohit?, 08 July 2007
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