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Divorced and Drunk
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,...
College rooms
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:...
Student takes off his pants
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes...
Snake bite
I hope Im not poisonous, said the first snake. Why? asked the second. Because I just bit my lip....
Counting condoms
A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: Dad, why do they do packs of one condom? Dad: Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights. Boy: So, why do they make...
Viagra coffee
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, Doctor, I havent had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can...
On the road too long
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!...
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