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Psychiatrist Joke
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb ?...
Ku Klux Clan
I saw Kleetus the Klansman in complete regalia at a video store renting the movie Roots. I asked him why in the world he would rent a...
Call Girl Wisdom
When you pay a call girl you are actually...
Good News Bad News in Prisoner of War Camp
During the morning line up in the POW camp...
Desire to be a Polish Person
An American wanted to become Polish and heard...
Pirate Walks Into a Bar
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel...
Tonto and the Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town needing supplies. As they dismounted their horses outside of the general store, Tonto realized he had a leg cramp. The Lone Ranger told him to run in place and...
Roy the Cabin Boy
Roy, Roy, the cabin boy, the nautical little nipper. Packed his ass, with broken glass, and circumcized the skipper!...
Why Baptists preachers don't make love standing up
Baptist preachers dont make love standing up because they are afraid...
Drunk vs Alcoholic
The difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is that...
Definition of a Gentleman
A gentleman is a man who knows how to play...
Touring The Middle East
Two American tourists were in the Middle East on vacation. Off in the distance they could just make out people approaching on a camel. As they came closer the tourist could make out that there was a...
More All Over Him Like :
Ill be all over him like acne at a high school dance like foul language at a hip hop concert like money lost at a horse track like depleted uranium on an Iraqi tank like Michael jackSIN on teenaged...
All Over Him Like :
Ill be all over him like a police Sargent on a jelly donut. like plastic explosives on a Palestinian like perspiration on a hooker in church like shade on a City employee like agent orange on a vc...
Out On the Town
I wanted to go out on the town with my friend. My wife refused to let me go . She said I always came home a stinking mess after a night out. She finally agreed to let me go after much debate and a promise...
The Radish and the Onion
A radish and an onion were driving down the street in a small car and were involved in a terrible accident. The radish wakes up in the hospital and asks , what happened , where am I , and where is my good friend...
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