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Not a joke, but I hope you find it amusing....
What sorta bricks?
A man goes into a Builders Merchants and asks to order 7,000 bricks....
The Mining Disaster
A man, his head seriously mis-shapen, stood drinking in a bar in Johannesburg. A youngster started to laugh and point at the man....
The arrow joke
I shot an arrow into the air. It came to earth, I know not where...
The Irish Farmer
Gas pipes were being laid across remote parts of Ireland. A couple of Irish lads were digging trenches for pipes near a farmers house. He asked what they were up to, and to cut a long story short, they...
The Old Biddy
(supposed to be true - you decide.....) Many moons ago, the Electricity Board layed electricty lines to a remote Irish village. When it came to the bills at the end of the first quarter, an old biddy, bless,...
Famous words from films
Who, in a film, said Got to hurry, Ive got a plane to catch ? King Kong, hanging from the top of the Empire State Buildings. (Not my joke, but worth repeating)....
Not meant to be irreligious, but funny.....
Jesus was sat round the table with his disciples. He turned and said I tell you what, Peter, if you dip your bread in my wine once more, it WILL be your last supper....
Girl does hanstands; learns to write.
Mum was horrified when she returned from the shops and found her 5-year old daughter, surrounded by a crowd of lads, doing hand-stands against a wall. You shouldnt do that, dear. Those boys are looking at...
All you need to know about Brandy.....
I went into my local off-licence and asked for a bottle of brandy. The chap behind the counter asked For you? - you like Brandy Yes, and Yes. Tell me, I am a Muslim so I dont drink alcohol. But I believe...
Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman.....
Forget it - thats when we...
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