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Surfing the net.

Not a joke, but I hope you find it amusing....

submitted by Bunts, 11 September 2008

What sorta bricks?

A man goes into a Builders Merchants and asks to order 7,000 bricks....

submitted by Bunts, 13 March 2007

The Mining Disaster

A man, his head seriously mis-shapen, stood drinking in a bar in Johannesburg. A youngster started to laugh and point at the man....

submitted by Bunts, 01 March 2007

The arrow joke

I shot an arrow into the air. It came to earth, I know not where...

submitted by Bunts, 16 February 2007

The Irish Farmer

Gas pipes were being laid across remote parts of Ireland. A couple of Irish lads were digging trenches for pipes near a farmers house. He asked what they were up to, and to cut a long story short, they...

submitted by Bunts, 16 February 2007

The Old Biddy

(supposed to be true - you decide.....) Many moons ago, the Electricity Board layed electricty lines to a remote Irish village. When it came to the bills at the end of the first quarter, an old biddy, bless,...

submitted by Bunts, 16 February 2007

Famous words from films

Who, in a film, said Got to hurry, Ive got a plane to catch ? King Kong, hanging from the top of the Empire State Buildings. (Not my joke, but worth repeating)....

submitted by Bunts, 13 February 2007

Not meant to be irreligious, but funny.....

Jesus was sat round the table with his disciples. He turned and said I tell you what, Peter, if you dip your bread in my wine once more, it WILL be your last supper....

submitted by Bunts, 13 February 2007

Sea Story

The (fictitious) Captain of the Q.E.2., although a brilliant organiser, was not reknowned for his seamanship. Still, when the ship was at sea, he had other officers to navigate and organise the seamanship...

submitted by Bunts, 13 February 2007

Girl does hanstands; learns to write.

Mum was horrified when she returned from the shops and found her 5-year old daughter, surrounded by a crowd of lads, doing hand-stands against a wall. You shouldnt do that, dear. Those boys are looking at...

submitted by Bunts, 05 February 2007

All you need to know about Brandy.....

I went into my local off-licence and asked for a bottle of brandy. The chap behind the counter asked For you? - you like Brandy Yes, and Yes. Tell me, I am a Muslim so I dont drink alcohol. But I believe...

submitted by Bunts, 29 January 2007

Why is there......?

Why is there only one...

submitted by Bunts, 15 January 2007

Unlawful - or illegal?

What is the difference...

submitted by Bunts, 14 January 2007

The Policeman and the Lion

A screaming, yelling mob...

submitted by Bunts, 09 January 2007

Cricket

What is the difference between...

submitted by Bunts, 06 January 2007

My night out

I woke up this morning feeling...

submitted by Bunts, 05 January 2007

Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman.....

Forget it - thats when we...

submitted by Bunts, 02 January 2007

Homophobic - definition

Definition of Homophobic:-...

submitted by Bunts, 02 January 2007

Quiz

Grab a pencil and paper, and...

submitted by Bunts, 14 December 2006
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