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Jacko gets a frog that transforms into a blonde bombshell -

My neighbor Jacko, always the animal lover, rescued a frog from a snowbank the other day. Always a sucker for a poor animal thats up against the world, Jacko stopped his car, got out, and pulled the frog...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 06 January 2014

My neighbor Jacko Cures a parrot of using profanity

My neighbor Jacko got a parrot from the animal shelter. These birds go for a good thousand bucks each and Jacko was so pleased that he got his parrot au gratis from the WE CARE Dogs, Cats, Rodents Snakes...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 31 December 2013

What are those three firemen doing on camels?

A guy from Detroit visited a small city in Mississippi over the holidays. He wanted to get to Mardi Gras for Fat Tuesday and was giving himself enough time to stop at every roadhouse, tavern, and casino...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 24 December 2013

Painted by a Painted Lady

I was driving along a blighted stretch of street the other day and pulled into a convenient store for refreshment. A tattooed boozehound ran up to me and this hideous woman said, Ill do anything for ten...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 22 December 2013

A stubble-faced bum in a zoot suit happens upon a magic genie bottle

- as hes walking along the boardwalk at the break of dawn. A genie pops out of the bottle and the bums shocked, thinking that hes actually seeing things. Your wish is my command, the genie says. Really?...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013

A guy walks into a bar and immediately orders 15 shots -

So the bartender pours 15 shots all in a row in those stupid plastic cups. The guy woofs them down very, very quickly. Do you always do that? Order a boatload of shots and then drink them down faster than...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 13 October 2013

A muskrat with its paw caught in a trap was cautioned by another muskrat -

Youve got to chew off that leg so you can get out of that trap, the muskrat friend said. I cant, I cant. Just cant do it, the muskrat that was caught said. The other muskrat ran away, but had its leg caught...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 02 September 2013

Baron Davis Says He Was Abducted by Aliens -

The former NBA player said on The Champs Podcast that he was abducted by aliens driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles. During the long ride, he ate with them at an In-N-Out Burger. Now thats weird. And...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 29 July 2013

They say the fans in Philadelphia are the most hostile in the world -

Questions: a) So whats more dangerous than walking into a gargantuan slaughterhouse in Iowa wearing a PETA jacket. Youre carrying a camcorder and asking a 6-foot-6 ogre with a bloody apron on, whos holding...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 23 July 2013

North West Is Just Too Close to Home for those Living in England:

Naming Kim Kardashians and Kanye Wests kid North West was just a bit too close to home for the English. Whats that - Ireland, or maybe Scotland? The English...

submitted by Samuel Vargo, 30 June 2013
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