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Toilet Trouble

Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, Fellas, I got real problems. Im seventy years old. Every morning at seven oclock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long...

submitted by John_L, 04 October 2013


A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, What would you like, sir? He looks...

submitted by John_L, 23 April 2013

Got Mail?

A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back...

submitted by John_L, 23 April 2013


A young couple were married and they were having sex all the time during their honeymoon. When the honeymoon was over they had to adjust their sex schedule to their work schedule. So every day the husband...

submitted by John_L, 08 January 2013

Blond on a stallion

Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horses back, galloping through a...

submitted by John_L, 08 January 2013


A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is for. The bartender then says that he has a donkey in the...

submitted by John_L, 03 December 2012


Give a man a fish and hell eat for a day. Give a man a rod and hell spend all day trying to catch a fish. Give a man a boat and a net and hell go to sea for a week and you can get your end away with his...

submitted by John_L, 17 October 2012

A parrot with no feet

A guy goes into a pet shop to get a pet, and sees a parrot with a sign that says FREE! Whats with the free parrot? Does he swear or something? Naw, hes REAL smart, he can even carry on a conversation...he...

submitted by John_L, 15 October 2012
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