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You see, our teacher said to us, now I have a very tricky question for you. Are you ready? We all nodded carefully, looking sideways at the other boys and girls next to us. We were ten years old. Were we really ready? We hoped so. Okay, he said. Here we go! We felt a little nervous but up for it. How did the husband poison his wife with a...
A large crowd on the beach watched in horror a small boat just off shore that had taken a leak! Obviously, it was sinking slowly. The problem was--surrounded by sharks, hungrily circling. No lifeguards would venture out. So in the boat the teacher stood up, nervously eyeing the leak, and said, Oh, well, here I go and jumped over the side. Gobbled immediately. Meanwhile, the lawyer lit a cigarette, yawning. So the Preacher stood up, raised his eyes to Heaven,...
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