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The Boy Stood on the Deck
There was a young boy called Paul who loved to visit his father who was the Captain of a large sailing ship. The boys favourite thing he liked to do was stand on the forward deck and look...
Mary Had a Lamb
There was once a little shepherd herder called Mary Blowfly who a beautiful flock of sheep. There was one little lamb who was Marys favourite...
My First Time
Two men were drinking at a bar and were reminiscing about their first time they loss their virginity, the first man said He was 15 and it was with an older woman....
I won
A young English man was on holiday in France and couldnt speak any French and met up with a young pretty English girl and they decided to have a romantic night. The English lad saw a French chemist and went inside to buy some condoms but the chemist couldnt speak any English, so the young lad tried everything to communicate with the chemist....
Falling brick
A young man who stammered applied for a job on a construction site that was building a high rise apartment. He met with the supervisor who gave him the job of working at the top of the thirty storey building, the mans job was to yell out...
Does It Stick To Your Fur?
Henry the bear and his best friend Hoppy rabbit went for a stroll through the forest and had a lovely picnic by the lake. Suddenly Henry bear said I need to do a poo And Hoppy rabbit said I need to go as well The best friends went into the bushes...
Aren't you a bit old for this?
An old woman, who was senile, loved boiled sweets and as it was the Second World War the boiled sweets were hard to find. One day while walking through the city she saw a line of women going into a building, being senile she thought it was a line for buying boiled sweets. She joined the...
Drug store
A chemist was working hard one day fill out drug prescriptions, he saw a man roaming around the chemist shelves when the man finely got to the counter...
Say milk, milk, milk milk
Its amazing what the human brain does when its put to a test with limited information and having to reply quickly to a question. Test this...
Are you a flicker, licker or sticker
Henry was a proud new member of the Australian chapter of the Adelaide Nose Picking Club and was talkng to another new member about how it was always his...
What is a square root
Johnny was a day-dreamer who had trouble paying attention in maths classes. This day was no different, he was looking out the window when the maths teacher...
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