All jokes submitted by Simon Saunders.
A supermarket manager called one of his employees on their day off. Can you cover for Jim? Hes ill again. Asked the manager....
A comedian calls his doctor. Doctor, doctor, Ive got writers block. Is there anything you can do to help?...
A former trawlerman decided that he wanted to be buried at sea when he kicked the bucket. After his death a couple of years later his former colleagues organised the sea burial....
As my wife left for work this morning, as usual I told her I loved her. She then turned to me with a thoughtful look on her face and asked , How come you only say nice things to me when Im leaving?...
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