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Two fast food industry CEO discussing their products
1st Fast Food CEO: See this pink goop, this is what we use to make the food with. It saves us a ton of money....
Counterfeiters or The US government?
Here is the difference between counterfeiters and The United States government:...
Online Life vs Real Life Reality Check
Husband says to Wife: I just dont understand why you are always on the computer all the time....
Two Texans Discussing State Of The Country
Texan #1: Ive decided that I am going to defect from the United States....
Two Wall Street banker CEOs bailing themselves out of a sinking boat
Banker #1: Just remember one very important thing, okay?...
How The US Jobs Creation Process Works
First Button Pusher...
4 Rich Guys discuss 12-21-2012
Rich guy #1: So where have you all decided to go for the disaster?...
Two Engineers on a boat with the President
Two engineers are travelling on a ship on the ocean with the President. The ship begins to take on water, and the engineers are at a loss about how to fix it....
Mainstream Media Baffled By Protesters
A group of mainstream reporters get together and talk about the protesters....
Short Jokes in One
The Mayor is considering charging the protesters monthly rent for sleeping in the parks every night....
Police and Others Make Their Own Signs For Protesters
Mayor: You may protest anywhere that you like...but only if you have the proper permits....
Stockbroker's Exploitation of Steve Job's Death
Stockbroker #1: There must have been over twenty thousand of them! They were everywhere, filling the streets, having a great time; beating drums, talking with each other, laughing. Im telling you, it...
The "Sea" Of Protesters and a group of Stockbrokers
Stockbroker #1: ...so there I was, all by myself, facing a sea of protesters. I tell you, as far as the eye could see, they stretched down the streets. To the left of me, to the right of... Stockbroker...
Presidential Groundhog Day
A group of mainstream media reporters are gathered around a hole in the ground. Reporter #1: (Speaking in hushed tones) Much like waiting for the ground hog to pop its head up so we will know that it is...
Four banker presidents talking about Occupy Wall Street:
Banker #1: I am really worried about our personal safety with all those pesky protesters down on Wall Street. Banker #2: I know, I heard that the president of the major bank in Iceland had to flee the country...
A Representative of the major banks has a sit down meeting with the President.
Mr. President, we need to discuss the money that the American people owe us. How much is it up to? The President asks. Well, sir, its almost two hundred billion. Here is two hundred and four billion. Thank you...
Mayor Talks about Protesters Costing Taxpayers Money
Interviewer: So you are saying, then, that these protesters are costing the city taxpayers money? Mayor: Yes, they are. Interviewer: How much money would you say that they have cost the city so far? Mayor: About...
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