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Why did the chicken?
[Two old birds are heading south for the winter, flying together, passing the time with small talk, and getting on each others nerves:]...
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Vote
[A duck and a chicken are having a political discussion:]...
The Misadventures of Fred Wilpon, Victim of Bernie Madoff
I hear they just put Fred Wilpon, the owner of the New York Mets, on the 90 day disabled list....
Where's Walmart?
Walmart has over 8,500 stores in 15 countries, under a variety of different names. It operates in Mexico as Walmex, in the United Kingdom as Asda, in China as Maomart, in Pakistan as Fatwamart, in Russia...
Top Five Signs That It's Autumn in New York
5 -Letterman stops with the how hot was it? jokes. 4 -The subways start smelling like maple syrup. Or is that urine? 3 -The Rangers try out some new preseason excuses. 2 -Bloomberg switches to his heavier...
Gracie gets a dog
George: Do you have a license for Fido? Gracie: I could only get a learners permit. (George checks if his cigar is still lit.) Gracie: Do you think Fido is too old? George: Too old for what? Gracie: The new...
Last Call
A man walks into a bar and is astonished to discover that the bartender is St. Peter. The man gets up his nerve and approaches the saint: St. Peter, shouldnt you be guarding the pearly gates? Peter replies:...
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