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Steadfastly Unblinking
In returning again to the much-cherished theme of that stupid dating advice thing I saw online a few days ago (and perhaps that juxtaposed with these two hot Asian girls I saw at the mall yesterday),...
Slut Rags-Women's Mags? (Or, Copulatolitan)
As many of you may have noticed, every month on the cover of some womens magazine or another (especially, most especially Cosmopolitan) there is at least one item all about sex. Now, besides just the...
How Many Winks Does It Take To Get To The Center of REM Sleep?
Recently, in an attempt to find out for myself what it was about and how it works and how it came into being, I decided to get 40 winks, and to see what would happen. So, I lay down, shut my eyes and...
In The Blink Of An Eye
I recently read this thing online that said that if you want to impress women, and get them (and possibly take them home as well), one of the first steps is to maintain eye contact. Well, thats all fine...
On The Canine Mode of Sex
Not to be overly observational or Seinfeldian, but: Why do they call it doggy-style? Dont cats use it, too? In fact, I cant think of a single animal that uses any other sexual position-they all use doggy...
Motorcycle May...Ahem!
Girls always seem attracted to either motorcycles (especially if theyre Harleys) or the men who drive them....even if they are dirtbikes! You always seem to see vile men hitting on women, who would otherwise...
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