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What's Wrong With Me Doc?

A man goes to see his Doctor, a bit worried about his general health....

submitted by Mr Goster, 10 March 2011

She Looks Tasty

Two Cannibals, a Father and Son are strolling down a beach when they spot a particularly attractive young lady doing a bit of sunbathing....

submitted by Mr Goster, 10 March 2011

Be Careful What You Wish For

A prawn called Noel accidentally pulls the stopper off a bottle and a Genie pops out.Greatful to be free he offers Noel 2 wishes....

submitted by Mr Goster, 19 February 2011

Big Mouth Texan Tourist

A tourist from Texas is in a taxi being shown around London....

submitted by Mr Goster, 19 February 2011

Talking Dog

A man reads that there is a talking dog for sale,and as hes looking for one he goes to visit it!...

submitted by Mr Goster, 11 February 2011

My God That's An Ugly Baby

A lady was sat on a park bench crying, with her pram at her side....

submitted by Mr Goster, 06 February 2011

Can't Have Your Cake And Eat It

Two eskimos were sat in their kayak on a freezing cold afternoon.They wondered what they could do to warm themselves up and made the...

submitted by Mr Goster, 06 February 2011

Dodgy Driver

A truck driver is eating his lunch at a service station when 3 Hells Angels walk in, intent on causing a bit of trouble, as they do....

submitted by Mr Goster, 05 February 2011

Why Don't You Do That?

A wife is looking out of her bedroom widow as next doors husband comes home from work,and is greeted with a kiss and a cuddle from his wife at the front door.She smiles longingly at the couple and goes...

submitted by Mr Goster, 05 February 2011

Good Will Hunting

Two men are out hunting in the woods when an angry Grizzly Bear approaches,obviously in a bad mood and hungry. One of the men reaches into his rucksack and pulls out a pair of training shoes,takes off his...

submitted by Mr Goster, 05 February 2011

Eagle-Eyed Wife

A Husband was gardening in the depths of the back garden and his Wife was pruning and trimming in the front when she looked up in horror to see a young man climb into their car and drive away. An opportunist...

submitted by Mr Goster, 04 February 2011

It Could Only Happen In England

A man was standing at the front of a busy bus queue and worrying hed be late for an appointment. The bus pulled up eventually and as the doors whooshed open, the Asian driver almost apologetically saidMate,...

submitted by Mr Goster, 29 January 2011

Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend

A Young Lady was enviously looking at a huge diamond ring in a Jewellers and as she leaned over the counter to get a closer look she inadvertently broke wind. Hoping nobody had really heard her she asked the...

submitted by Mr Goster, 29 January 2011

REM Singer

We were discussing fanciable pop stars the other day and a friend of mine said she quite fancied that singer out of the very famous and almost legendary USA band REM.I like to think Im quick with a smart...

submitted by Mr Goster, 22 January 2011
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