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Idiot Player
Player 1: I ought to PUNCH you! You told me that if I stuffed a pair of socks into my speedos that the girls at the beach would flock to me. Instead, they just pointed and laughed!...
submitted by NWNewsmash, 05 April 2011
Grasshopper
A grasshopper goes into a bar in New York City and orders a lime daiquiri. The bartender strikes up a conversation, after a few more drinks are...
submitted by NWNewsmash, 25 February 2011
Three Whiskeys
A man walks into a bar, orders three shots of whiskey, downs them all, and orders three more. When the bartender asks why three at a time? the fellow answers two are for my brothers overseas. This goes on well into the evening, and for the next...
submitted by NWNewsmash, 07 January 2011
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