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Ethnic

A Scotsman takes a huge jar of urine to a clinic and pays to have it tested. When the results come back he discovers that there is absolutely no sign...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2010

Viagra

A man goes to his doctor and asks for three Viagra tablets. !I have a girl coming round Friday, explains the man, and another on Saturday, and a third on Sunday.The doctor gives him the tablets...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2010

Work!

How about a blow job? said the prostitute to the Irishman. Oh, no, no, no, replied the Irishman, It might affect me unemployment benefit....

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2010

Panties

A woman wanted to surprise her husband, so she bought a pair of crothless panties. When her husband got home from work, he found his wife spread eagled on the floor with the panties on. You want...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 04 August 2010

Salty Dog

It was the HMS Victory and only moments to go before Nelsons death. He beckoned Hardy forward and said, Kiss me Hardy. Now he asks me. muttered Hardy,after all this bloody time at sea, the bitch!...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

Mind your manners.

Cynthia had invited the Womens Institute round to her country estate for afternoon tea. As she offered them cakes, her 14 year-old son came hurtling into the room, chasing a black and white cat....

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

"M'lud!"

First and foremost, Sir Henry Pennington was a true aristocrat who believed in the stiff upper lip, true patriotism and the right and proper etiquette. One night he returned early from his club to...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

Something for the weekend sir?

A man walked into Boots te chemist and asked the feisty young salegirl for one hundred condoms. Well, fuck me!! she exclaimed. In that case, make it 101, he replied....

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

"Evening all!"

A Policeman on the beat (?) discovered a couple shagging furiously in the local park. As he watched, he started to get the urge himself and, recognising the woman as one of the local tarts, he said, Mind...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

Sheer Madness

The ward sister was doing her rounds in the lunatic asylum when she noticed that one man was racing around the room with his arms spread out making zooming noises. Hello, Colin, she said, What are you doing?...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

Infidelity

A man came home early from work to find his wife in bed with another man. What the hell are you doing? he screamed. Im listening to the music, said the stranger who had his head between the wifes ample breasts....

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

Doggone!

The woman had to confess that the grazes on her knees and elbows were due to having sex doggy-style in the outside yard. My goodness! exclaimed the doctor, why on earth dont you do it in a more convenional way?...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

HONEYMOON

The honeymooners arrive at the 4-star hotel, covered in confetti. Aha! said the receptionist, youll be wanting the bridal. Oh no, blushed the bride, Ill just hang on to his ears until I get use to it....

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 30 July 2010

Scotland the brave?

Why to Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep wont hear the zips!...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

Oz

An Australian tourist travelling through Wales sees a farmer with the back legs of a sheep stuck down his wellingtons. Are you shearing that sheep? he asks. No bloody way! comes the reply. Catch your own!...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

Birth blues

Poor old Freddie. He was a Caesarean baby and even now, 30 years...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

End Game

A good time girl went to into a DIY store to buy some hinges. When...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

Doctor Doctor!

A man goes to the Doctor with a most unusual complaint. His penis is...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

In Court

I want a divorce, said the woman to her lawyer. And can you tell me...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

At The Cinema

Taking his girlfriend to the cinema, the mans wig off when they were...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

In Hospital

A man went into hospital to have a penis transplant, having lost his...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

In The Restaurant

I went for a meal in a Kosher restaurant the other night and said to...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

Romance

Darling, quick, in here, said the curvacous sexy Italian woman excitedly....

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 29 July 2010

Scary Tale

A TV reporter goes to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary...

submitted by Herrdoktorfox, 11 July 2010
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