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Bloke goes into a pub

Bloke goes into a pub in London....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 20 December 2010

Little Boy

Little boy shouts; Mum, theres a man with a bald head at the door!...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 22 July 2010

The Irish

The Irish have just invented a new type of parachute.....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 22 July 2010

Jewish Mothers

Nadine and Sylvia are sitting on a park bench talking about their children....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 20 July 2010

Conversation

oy, Im going for an operation...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 14 July 2010

Two old Jewish ladies

Gelda and Ruth are walking along Hendon High street....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 14 July 2010

Strange dream

Ruben goes to see his psychiatrist....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 14 July 2010

Idi Amin

Idi Amin arrives at the gates of heaven....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

The Mosque

I went into my local Mosque last night....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

Man walks into

Man walks into a pet shop and says;...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

Old Folks

I went to visit my gran in her old peoples home....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

Liverpool Lout

I went to Liverepool to watch the football....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

Two Old Women

Two old women on a beach having an ice cream. A streaker runs by....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

War Joke

Two Jews, Ruben and Hymee, standing in front of a Nazi firing squad....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

Get it were you can

A elderly woman walks into an Ironmongers....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010

Masturbating

My dad came into my bedroom and caught me masturbating....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 07 July 2010

Mermaid

A drunk man is walking along the beach in Florida....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 05 July 2010

This Is No Joke

My Uncle Ruben died suddenly a couple of months ago....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 05 July 2010

A Little Irish Boy

Is sitting by the side of the road crying his eyes out....

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 28 June 2010

Granny

I crush up pills and put them in my Grannies food. It makes me feel really bad being so sneaky, its the...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 27 June 2010

Father & Son

A boy comes home from school and sits down beside his dad. Dad, whats a cunt? The dad spits his beer all...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 26 June 2010

Is this a racist joke?

A primary school teacher turns to her class and says; As a treat, if you can tell me where you went at the...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 26 June 2010

Dirty dogs

Is walking along the street with his dad, he sees two dogs banging away like a train, Wot they doin dad? The...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 26 June 2010

Chip shop

A man goes into a chip shop with a Cod under his arm; Do you sell fish cakes mate? The owner says; No we dont,...

submitted by armfeetandtoe, 26 June 2010
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