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Bloke goes into a pub
Bloke goes into a pub in London....
Little Boy
Little boy shouts; Mum, theres a man with a bald head at the door!...
The Irish
The Irish have just invented a new type of parachute.....
Jewish Mothers
Nadine and Sylvia are sitting on a park bench talking about their children....
Two old Jewish ladies
Gelda and Ruth are walking along Hendon High street....
Old Folks
I went to visit my gran in her old peoples home....
Liverpool Lout
I went to Liverepool to watch the football....
Two Old Women
Two old women on a beach having an ice cream. A streaker runs by....
War Joke
Two Jews, Ruben and Hymee, standing in front of a Nazi firing squad....
Get it were you can
A elderly woman walks into an Ironmongers....
Masturbating
My dad came into my bedroom and caught me masturbating....
Mermaid
A drunk man is walking along the beach in Florida....
This Is No Joke
My Uncle Ruben died suddenly a couple of months ago....
A Little Irish Boy
Is sitting by the side of the road crying his eyes out....
Granny
I crush up pills and put them in my Grannies food. It makes me feel really bad being so sneaky, its the...
Father & Son
A boy comes home from school and sits down beside his dad. Dad, whats a cunt? The dad spits his beer all...
Is this a racist joke?
A primary school teacher turns to her class and says; As a treat, if you can tell me where you went at the...
Dirty dogs
Is walking along the street with his dad, he sees two dogs banging away like a train, Wot they doin dad? The...
Chip shop
A man goes into a chip shop with a Cod under his arm; Do you sell fish cakes mate? The owner says; No we dont,...
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