All jokes submitted by Mark Percival.
Paddys wife had never had an orgasm, so they decided to go to the Doctors to find out why. After a number of tests and questions the Doctor suggests that Paddys wife could be over-heating during sex....
I was down the local bar last night when a woman came up and asked me what reincarnation meant....
I was going through a couple of magazines the other day, down at our local Mosque....
My friends wife left him last Thursday - she said she was going out for some milk, and never came back....
Ive got a Pakistani friend called Salim, and I popped round to see him today....
I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. he hypnotised seven men, dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled fuck me...
Im sick to death of people coming to the door asking for donations....
I called a plumber in the other day, and a German turned up....
Car of the year for 2010, as voted for by readers of Womans Weekly Magazine ....................
A man staying at a hotel takes a card offering sex from a telephone booth....
Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship....
When I was a kid my Mum would send me down the shop with a few pence. I could get a chocolate bar, a bag of sweets, a comic book, a fizzy drink, a big bag of crisps and a lollipop - and still come home...
A Muslim woman knocked on my door last night. I didnt open the door, but just talked through the letterbox....... .... I said How do you like it??...
Im not a suspicious person, but my wife just said that Gavin from Autoglass popped round earlier, and injected his special resin in her crack ............. She hasnt even got a bloody car!!...
My mates shagging pair of twins. I said How do you tell them apart? He said Its easy - Julies got long blonde hair and Dereks got a moustache!...
On Bravo at 10pm tonight - not to be missed. Alex Reid - the fight of my life .......... ........... Its his turn to bath Harvey!...
A husband and wife are shopping at Coles in the Local Shopping Centre The husband picks up a case of VB and puts it in their trolley. What do you think youre doing? asks the wife. Theyre on sale,...
Paddy asks Murphy: Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats? Murphy replies, Well, if they fell forward theyd still be in the fuckin boat!...
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