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Chinese Paralympic team

China has today announced its dream team for the approaching Paralympics, including medal favourites Fu Kin Mong, Sim Pal Twat, Wan Lim Gon, Fut Long Tung, won kee eye and Mai Lef Fut....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Jesus

I saw a sign outside church that read, Jesus saves....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

ginger kid

Ive just de-flowered a virgin....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

double entendre

Just saw that advert where an athlete in a wheelchair says, My arms are stronger than your legs!...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

dwarf

Ive just been told off for taking the piss out of a retarted dwarf..apparently its neither big nor clever...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

santa the perv

little girl goes to see Santa.......

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Parents advice

My parents always told me to say NO to strangers........ It was sound advice until that day in the park some pervert asked me if I wouldnt mind if he raped me.......

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Bloke joke

I hate women who have too much make up on....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

One to ponder

Teresa Lewis has become the first woman in America to be executed in the last 5 years. Apparently she could have been spared execution if she had an IQ level below 70. Hers was 72....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

lesbian vag

A gynaecologist examines a lesbian and remarked Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

The lazy spanish

Theres a General Strike in Spain today. And the question everybody wants to know is........

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Humpty Dumpty and the BJ

Humpty Dumpty sat on his bed...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Chavs

What have yeast and chavs got in common?...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Tourettes

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me......

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Really young horny.....

Really young horny girls who will do anything for the price of a pint of beer....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

A gypsy woman.....

A Gypsy woman came up to me in the street and said, Lucky Heather....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Liverpool

I was sat on the toilet when I heard a voice saying Liverpool are going to win the league. I stood up, turned round and realised one of my turds had said it....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Not the bloke joke

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

The bloke joke

Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Princess Di

So, I added Princess Diana on XBox live yesterday, but she must not have any games because she is always on the dashboard....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Adultery

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

I'm currently.....

Im currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

Chilian Miner

These Chileans are revelling in their new found fame....

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010

A cute blond

I braked hard but still hit the car in front of me. A...

submitted by Jo Dash, 15 October 2010
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