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Chinese Paralympic team
China has today announced its dream team for the approaching Paralympics, including medal favourites Fu Kin Mong, Sim Pal Twat, Wan Lim Gon, Fut Long Tung, won kee eye and Mai Lef Fut....
double entendre
Just saw that advert where an athlete in a wheelchair says, My arms are stronger than your legs!...
Parents advice
My parents always told me to say NO to strangers........ It was sound advice until that day in the park some pervert asked me if I wouldnt mind if he raped me.......
One to ponder
Teresa Lewis has become the first woman in America to be executed in the last 5 years. Apparently she could have been spared execution if she had an IQ level below 70. Hers was 72....
lesbian vag
A gynaecologist examines a lesbian and remarked Madam that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen...
The lazy spanish
Theres a General Strike in Spain today. And the question everybody wants to know is........
Really young horny.....
Really young horny girls who will do anything for the price of a pint of beer....
A gypsy woman.....
A Gypsy woman came up to me in the street and said, Lucky Heather....
Princess Di
So, I added Princess Diana on XBox live yesterday, but she must not have any games because she is always on the dashboard....
I'm currently.....
Im currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone...
Chilian Miner
These Chileans are revelling in their new found fame....
A cute blond
I braked hard but still hit the car in front of me. A...
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