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CamillaCar

If Camilla had not wound down the car window and shouted, Let...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 10 December 2010

Sepp Blatter

Sepp Blatter, president of FIFA is asked, whos your favourite...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 04 December 2010

Mair crap

Two Yanks in an Aberdeen cafe: One asks waitress for 2 horse...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 19 November 2010

The three lions sleep tonight

In the jungle, the South African jungle, three lions sleep tonight....

submitted by Nae mair crap, 28 June 2010

Make someone happy

The England World Cup squad visited an orphanage in South Africa today....

submitted by Nae mair crap, 18 June 2010

Happy Birthday Fergie

Fergies just got her birthday present from HM...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 28 May 2010

You can say that again

Two drug addicts sitting in a shop doorway. One...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 10 April 2010

Pythagoras theorem - not quite!

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 01 April 2010

Happy ever after

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl to marry him. The girls turned him down. And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles, went fishing and hunting and played a lot of golf. He drank a...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 01 April 2010

Take him down

I was taking the piss out of a bloke with a ridiculous wig today. He had the last laugh though. Sentenced me to 3 years...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 26 March 2010

Hamster joke

I bought my girlfriend a fur coat made out of 2350 hamster skins the other day. I took her...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 26 March 2010

Old but still good

Tiger Woods Ashley Cole John Terry Vernon Kay Mark Owen What have they all got in common?...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 24 March 2010

Aussie joke

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 24 March 2010

How do you like your eggs?

Do you like eggs? Yes, unfertilised and in the next room thanks!!...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 24 March 2010

Ready, aim, fire

I was going through a couple of magazines down the local mosque the other...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 23 March 2010

Benefits for all

I just signed my dog up for Job Seekers Allowance. He should be eligible....

submitted by Nae mair crap, 23 March 2010

Viagra

Guy in hospital with 60% burns. Doctor says, Give him 2 Viagras nurse Nurse...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 21 March 2010

Desperation

Two blokes sitting in a pub, one says After 10 years of marriage, sex is down...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 21 March 2010

Hitman

Guys hires a hitman to bumpoff his wife of 40 years. The hitman says It will take...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 20 March 2010

Don't get in the pool

whats more annoying than a dog chewing your...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 17 March 2010

John Terry again..........

Its been revealed why Wayne Bridge did not shake John Terrys hand. Apparently,...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 15 March 2010

Knit 1 Plain1 repeat to end

Police are looking for a man who has so far stabbed 6 people to death with knitting...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 15 March 2010

RIP

As the coffin as being lowered into the grave at a funeral for a traffic warden, a voice...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 15 March 2010

Achilles heel

Q What do you call a man who cant spell achilles heel? A A dictionary! Q What do you call...

submitted by Nae mair crap, 15 March 2010
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