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Obama flies over Iceland Volcano
While on state business in Europe President Obama asked for the Marine One Helicopter to fly over the volcano in Iceland. They got over Ireland and had near engine failure from the...
Patty and Mike comfort a sick Friend
Two Irishmen, Patty and Mike, enter an old boarding house to comfort a sick friend who is not expected to live. They have to climb to the top floor on a narrow twisting staircase....
Old Scotsman to Wife
An old Scotsman was at his wifes side as she was laid in bed not expected to live out the night. Now Aggie, dinny mind what the doctor said, youre a strong lassie, but...
Lone Ranger to Tonto, "I heard you went to Yale".
Yes Kimosabe, me went to Yale. Lone Ranger, What was your...
Guy from New York asks Canadian fans...
A guy from New York asked Canadian fans what they would do if they got a gold medal. Wed...
Castle Under Siege
A medieval castle was under siege for months by the Saracens when the king heard that there...
Would be Job Applicant
The head of human resources was looking over a young fellows resume, I see in your last job you say you had 2,500 people...
Old Coot makes demands of The Spoof
An old Coot writing for The Spoof demands to be able to UP the score, by voting for his own stories...
No Chocolate!
A lady pulls up to the take out window and asks for a chocolate milk shake. The guy at the window says, Im sorry mam, but we have no chocolate. Would you like strawberry or vanilla? She replies, Oh yes, Id like a cheese burger with that chocolate shake. Again he says, Im sorry mam, but we have no chocolate. Would you like strawberry or vanilla? Again she adds, Can I get a small order of...
Knights on a Mission
Two knights were sent out during the Crusades to find the shortest route to the Holy Land. On the way in a narrow valley they came to a great wall with a huge gate, unable to pass, they sounded a trumpet to see if a gate keeper would answer. Just then, a woman the size of King Kong looked over the wall and asked, What...
Old French joke.. so old it's new?
A rather unkempt Frenchman passes a gendarme on the street and asks, Pardon me monsieur, is it illegal to call a gendarme a jackass?. Yes, it certainly is., said the policeman. But monsieur, is it illegal...
I think they want rid of me!
Two preachers were sitting in a restaurant talking about their congregations, when one said, I think my deacon board wants rid of me....
Nipsey Russell quote: How True!
Nipsey Russell once said, The opposite of pro is con, This fact is plainly...
Just a trace of garlic...
Chef Don Carlos was showing how to prepare a fine Mexican dish when he announced, This dish calls for a trace of garlic......
Judge Judy ruins Egyptian Exhibit
Did you hear what happened when Judge Judy Sheindlin visited the King Tut Exhibit?...
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