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New on the job
A new prostitute got sent out by her also new pimp when she got back from the nights work she handed her pimp 75.25....
Go to hell
Three nuns were at a Yankee baseball game three men were sitting directly behind. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that theyd get annoyed...
Free haircuts
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, I cannot accept money from you , Im doing community service this week. The florist was...
Two Quarters or a Dollar?
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters...
Best Joke Ever :)
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less...
The end of Tiger's Tales?
I am really, really getting tired of tiger tales. Same old thing day after day after day. If he doesnt come up with some new scandal soon, he will become a hasbeen. Come on Tiger are you just gonna lay...
sweating it out
The reason the Smithsonian Institute did not accept O.J.s suit from his murder trial ? It was too sweat stained....
Lip prints
Lipstick in School (Youve got to love the principle) According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning...
cowboy boots
The Cowboy Boots: (Anyone whoever dressed a small child will love this!) A Texas teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for...
What's the difference between.....
We have all heard of a couch potato one who sits around and doesnt do much of anything. Has anyone heard of a crotch potato? one who lays around and does it with anything....
Let's put the Tiger Jokes to rest
Poor Tiger Woods He got caught with the goods Now he can no longer go out to play- His Mistresses are mad, His wife is so sad Now hes got no one to lay- His press conference apology was more like a...
Blond Jokes Banned in Brooklyn
Will wonders never cease? Now if you are in Brooklyn you cant tell a blond joke or you face a fine of $4,444.44 under a new penalty imposed by the Mayor of Brooklyn, Cambodia It appears that blonds are held...
Too Many Tiger Woods Jokes?
Can there ever be too many Tiger Woods Jokes? Naw..... We will never tire of Tickling Tiger Tidbits, so.... A great golfer, a great lover how does he keep up the energy? BULL energy drink is thinking of having...
Terrorists Beware
Airports should have no more problems with complaints about invasion of privacy etc when they implement the new booth that will be explode proof. If you are not carrying explosives of any kind you will pass through...
Misuse of Mistresses
Do you think next year at this time there will be a reunion of all the Tiger Woods mistresses, still whining that they should have gotten an apology that he cheated on them with each other? The famous attorney, Gloria...
Tiger Woods just can't seem to please everyone
Tiger Woods is beginning to think his idea of...
Change is good
Strange world indeed, men think their peckers...
Look in the mirror
What do you do with all the money I give you for...
Party balloons
Condoms now being given out to grade school children...
Difference between a woman's and a man's needs
A womans poem: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray...
More Tiger Temptresses Talking
Will there ever be an end to the Tiger Woods jokes? Like,...
Royal Mounty
Did you hear the one about the absent minded Royal Mounted Policeman...
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