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New on the job

A new prostitute got sent out by her also new pimp when she got back from the nights work she handed her pimp 75.25....

submitted by jansal, 29 March 2010

Go to hell

Three nuns were at a Yankee baseball game three men were sitting directly behind. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that theyd get annoyed...

submitted by jansal, 11 March 2010

Free haircuts

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, I cannot accept money from you , Im doing community service this week. The florist was...

submitted by jansal, 09 March 2010

Two Quarters or a Dollar?

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters...

submitted by jansal, 06 March 2010

Best Joke Ever :)

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less...

submitted by jansal, 06 March 2010

The end of Tiger's Tales?

I am really, really getting tired of tiger tales. Same old thing day after day after day. If he doesnt come up with some new scandal soon, he will become a hasbeen. Come on Tiger are you just gonna lay...

submitted by jansal, 04 March 2010

sweating it out

The reason the Smithsonian Institute did not accept O.J.s suit from his murder trial ? It was too sweat stained....

submitted by jansal, 03 March 2010

Lip prints

Lipstick in School (Youve got to love the principle) According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning...

submitted by jansal, 01 March 2010

cowboy boots

The Cowboy Boots: (Anyone whoever dressed a small child will love this!) A Texas teacher was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He asked for...

submitted by jansal, 27 February 2010

What's the difference between.....

We have all heard of a couch potato one who sits around and doesnt do much of anything. Has anyone heard of a crotch potato? one who lays around and does it with anything....

submitted by jansal, 26 February 2010

Let's put the Tiger Jokes to rest

Poor Tiger Woods He got caught with the goods Now he can no longer go out to play- His Mistresses are mad, His wife is so sad Now hes got no one to lay- His press conference apology was more like a...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Blond Jokes Banned in Brooklyn

Will wonders never cease? Now if you are in Brooklyn you cant tell a blond joke or you face a fine of $4,444.44 under a new penalty imposed by the Mayor of Brooklyn, Cambodia It appears that blonds are held...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Too Many Tiger Woods Jokes?

Can there ever be too many Tiger Woods Jokes? Naw..... We will never tire of Tickling Tiger Tidbits, so.... A great golfer, a great lover how does he keep up the energy? BULL energy drink is thinking of having...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Terrorists Beware

Airports should have no more problems with complaints about invasion of privacy etc when they implement the new booth that will be explode proof. If you are not carrying explosives of any kind you will pass through...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Misuse of Mistresses

Do you think next year at this time there will be a reunion of all the Tiger Woods mistresses, still whining that they should have gotten an apology that he cheated on them with each other? The famous attorney, Gloria...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010


You know youre getting old when you brush your teeth but forget to put them back in your mouth again....

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Poor Elin

Why would anyone ever think, poor Elin? Sure her husband slept around but shes the one who got paid for it....

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Tiger Woods just can't seem to please everyone

Tiger Woods is beginning to think his idea of...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Change is good

Strange world indeed, men think their peckers...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Look in the mirror

What do you do with all the money I give you for...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Party balloons

Condoms now being given out to grade school children...

submitted by jansal, 23 February 2010

Difference between a woman's and a man's needs

A womans poem: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray...

submitted by jansal, 19 February 2010

More Tiger Temptresses Talking

Will there ever be an end to the Tiger Woods jokes? Like,...

submitted by jansal, 19 February 2010

Royal Mounty

Did you hear the one about the absent minded Royal Mounted Policeman...

submitted by jansal, 10 February 2010
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