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The Donkey Joke....
What do you call a small one eyed, three legged, Chinese donkey that listens to country and western?...
For Hire....
Highly experienced sports TV pundit, many years experience in top flight football and TV commentary, seeks work in countries such as the Middle East, Iran, Saudi Arabia etc. Basically anywhere that enjoys...
The Cinema.
A woman and her new boyfriend are sitting in the cinema, intently watching a movie, when the girl leans over and whispers to her fella can we move seats? Why? asks the guy. The man next to me is masturbating!...
One For Halloween...
Whats a zombies favourite beer? Brains!...
A Rooney Cheating Joke.
Whats the difference between Wayne Rooney and the rest of the England squad? The others turn up to training in Bentleys, Mercedes and Ferraris, Rooney cums in a 21 year old Escort....
Elephant.
Whats the difference between an elephant? A tree, because a bicycle has no cuffs....
The One About The Russian.
Knock, knock. Whos there? Tolstoy. Tolstoy who? Leo or more accurately Lyev Nikolayevich Tolstoy, famed Russian novelist and writer of such classics as War And Peace and Anna Karenina, pacifist, educational...
Dirty Deaf Farmer.
I walked into the barn the other day and Jethro was in there, wearing stockings and masturbating over some machinery. I asked him what the hell he was doing. He told me his love life with his wife had gone down...
Cheap Polish Labour.
Our company hired a Polish girl to vacuum the office. Took her over 8 hours. I think she might be a Slovac....
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