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The Donkey Joke....

What do you call a small one eyed, three legged, Chinese donkey that listens to country and western?...

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 18 February 2011

For Hire....

Highly experienced sports TV pundit, many years experience in top flight football and TV commentary, seeks work in countries such as the Middle East, Iran, Saudi Arabia etc. Basically anywhere that enjoys...

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 01 February 2011

The Cinema.

A woman and her new boyfriend are sitting in the cinema, intently watching a movie, when the girl leans over and whispers to her fella can we move seats? Why? asks the guy. The man next to me is masturbating!...

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 19 November 2010

One For Halloween...

Whats a zombies favourite beer? Brains!...

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 31 October 2010

A Rooney Cheating Joke.

Whats the difference between Wayne Rooney and the rest of the England squad? The others turn up to training in Bentleys, Mercedes and Ferraris, Rooney cums in a 21 year old Escort....

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 09 September 2010


Whats the difference between an elephant? A tree, because a bicycle has no cuffs....

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 04 September 2010

The One About The Russian.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Tolstoy. Tolstoy who? Leo or more accurately Lyev Nikolayevich Tolstoy, famed Russian novelist and writer of such classics as War And Peace and Anna Karenina, pacifist, educational...

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 04 September 2010

Dirty Deaf Farmer.

I walked into the barn the other day and Jethro was in there, wearing stockings and masturbating over some machinery. I asked him what the hell he was doing. He told me his love life with his wife had gone down...

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 01 September 2010

Cheap Polish Labour.

Our company hired a Polish girl to vacuum the office. Took her over 8 hours. I think she might be a Slovac....

submitted by Nick Hobbs, 01 September 2010
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