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Three wishes

A man was standing on a bridge, getting ready to jump and end his troubles. A very old and ugly woman walking by asked him why he was doing that, so he poured out his troubles to her....

submitted by Alexandria177, 25 December 2009

Testing time limit

A professor gave a test to his class of three hundred, and gave one hour to have it done....

submitted by Alexandria177, 30 October 2009

Golf enthusiast

A man who religiously golfed each Sunday was out with his friend golfing, when they both noted a funeral procession going by. The golf enthusiast stopped his turn, took off his hat, bowed his head, and...

submitted by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009

Grandma's accident

So my grandma was really depressed and contemplating suicide. Being so old, she wasnt quite sure where her heart was. She called the doctor and asked, and he said it was behind her left breast. Grandma...

submitted by Alexandria177, 22 October 2009

Three religious men

So a Rabbi, Priest and Minister were walking down the street when they found a bag of money. They immediately started debating what amount to keep, and what amount to give to Gods work. The Minister said,...

submitted by Alexandria177, 21 October 2009

Biggest Dick contest

So I told my wife that I was going to go up to Chicagos south side and enter their annual Biggest Dick contest, even though white guys like me usually arent welcome. She didnt believe Id go through with...

submitted by Alexandria177, 19 October 2009

Police response

An old man woke up in the middle of the night to discover that some punks were breaking into his shed. He called 911, but the dispatcher told him that there were no patrol cars available, but to just...

submitted by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009

Religious Confirmation

So my 12 year old was standing up before the whole congegation at our church, being confirmed. The minister was quite eloquent, and spoke long about how now our child would be a member of the Christian...

submitted by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009

Me and Obama

Hi, my names Dean, and this is actually a true story about when I took a tour at the White House. So Im standing at the urinal in the White House restroom, when in walks Obama and takes the urinal next...

submitted by Alexandria177, 18 October 2009

Two black eyes

So I came home from work and my wife asked me how I got two black eyes. I told her that on the way home on the subway, I noticed that the woman in front of me had her dress caught in the crack of her...

submitted by Alexandria177, 17 October 2009
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