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Myspace and Facebook to merge.
Myspace and Facebook are to merge in a trillion dollar deal. The big argument was to the name of the new company. Directors and CEOs could not decide on an appropriate name. Both Mybook.com and Facespace.com...
What is black and blue and doesn't like sex?
The six year old boy in...
Whats the smelliest thing in the whole world?
Whats the smelliest thing...
Chat up lines
Two girls, one is very good looking and the other a right minger, are standing near the bar at a disco. Jack the lad goes up to the ugly...
Another cock tale
Three lads are on holiday in Amsterdam and they decide to go a brothel. They are waiting in the bar for a prostitute to come free when...
A japanese tale
Apparently the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima...
A fairy tale
Little red riding hood is walking through the woods...
A cock tale
Two friends meet in the pub and are chatting when John...
A husbands tale.
A newly wedded man, who is deeply in love with his wife...
A drivers tale
A man who had a steering wheel stuck between his legs for two...
A miners tale.
Mick walks into a pub in a coal mining village in wales and orders a pint of beer. Whilst drinking he notices a man sitting in the corner with a very flat head and a cauliflower ear and starts chuckling...
A coach driver's tale
A coach driver was taking a bus of deaf and dumb holiday makers on a day trip and stops at a pub so everyone can have a drink and use the toilets etc. Everyone is not too bothered about leaving and start...
'Whats the camel for?' asks the general.
The general arrives at a far flung out post in Iraq for an inspecting and the corporal assigned to the task shows the general the camp. Thats the mens living quarters over there, Sir. The large building to...
I'm an American marine, SIR.
An American battleship is on maneuvers in the Pacific and the Major in charge in a right bastard. He tells all the marines on board to be on deck at six bells, completely naked for inspection. He is walking...
American or Afgan?
A man walks into a sex shop and asks whether he has any sex dolls. The man behind the counter says yes and Would you like an American...
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