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Myspace and Facebook to merge.

Myspace and Facebook are to merge in a trillion dollar deal. The big argument was to the name of the new company. Directors and CEOs could not decide on an appropriate name. Both Mybook.com and Facespace.com...

submitted by Locket, 09 January 2011

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex?

The six year old boy in...

submitted by Locket, 28 September 2010

Whats the smelliest thing in the whole world?

Whats the smelliest thing...

submitted by Locket, 01 October 2009

Chat up lines

Two girls, one is very good looking and the other a right minger, are standing near the bar at a disco. Jack the lad goes up to the ugly...

submitted by Locket, 01 October 2009

Another cock tale

Three lads are on holiday in Amsterdam and they decide to go a brothel. They are waiting in the bar for a prostitute to come free when...

submitted by Locket, 23 September 2009

A japanese tale

Apparently the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima...

submitted by Locket, 23 September 2009

A fairy tale

Little red riding hood is walking through the woods...

submitted by Locket, 23 September 2009

A cock tale

Two friends meet in the pub and are chatting when John...

submitted by Locket, 23 September 2009

A husbands tale.

A newly wedded man, who is deeply in love with his wife...

submitted by Locket, 20 September 2009

A drivers tale

A man who had a steering wheel stuck between his legs for two...

submitted by Locket, 20 September 2009

A miners tale.

Mick walks into a pub in a coal mining village in wales and orders a pint of beer. Whilst drinking he notices a man sitting in the corner with a very flat head and a cauliflower ear and starts chuckling...

submitted by Locket, 19 September 2009

A coach driver's tale

A coach driver was taking a bus of deaf and dumb holiday makers on a day trip and stops at a pub so everyone can have a drink and use the toilets etc. Everyone is not too bothered about leaving and start...

submitted by Locket, 19 September 2009

'Whats the camel for?' asks the general.

The general arrives at a far flung out post in Iraq for an inspecting and the corporal assigned to the task shows the general the camp. Thats the mens living quarters over there, Sir. The large building to...

submitted by Locket, 19 September 2009

I'm an American marine, SIR.

An American battleship is on maneuvers in the Pacific and the Major in charge in a right bastard. He tells all the marines on board to be on deck at six bells, completely naked for inspection. He is walking...

submitted by Locket, 19 September 2009

American or Afgan?

A man walks into a sex shop and asks whether he has any sex dolls. The man behind the counter says yes and Would you like an American...

submitted by Locket, 18 September 2009
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