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Top Ten List For Eliminating the U.S Deficit

1. Sell the Capitol Building. All that ostentatious marble will fetch big bucks There are plenty of function rooms for meetings in DC...

submitted by tlmedia, 20 November 2010

A Great Brothel Customer

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a...

submitted by tlmedia, 17 November 2010

Make Sure Your Watch Is Correct!

A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman....

submitted by tlmedia, 17 August 2010

They Walk Amongst US

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house....

submitted by tlmedia, 19 April 2010

The potty

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see whats up....

submitted by tlmedia, 04 February 2010

Picking the RIGHT PLACE for a reunion

A group of 40 years old guy buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner....

submitted by tlmedia, 01 February 2010

The Little Young Republican.

I recently asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States....

submitted by tlmedia, 27 January 2010

Jesus is Watching!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,...

submitted by tlmedia, 11 December 2009

Tiger Woods Joke

Why are Tiger Woods and his wife so similar?...

submitted by tlmedia, 09 December 2009

My Christmas Joke To You

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates....

submitted by tlmedia, 05 December 2009

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck ?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:...

submitted by tlmedia, 24 October 2009

If You Are Afraid Of Easting A Banana

Sign In The Produce Department Of My Local Supermarket. True marketing genius!...

submitted by tlmedia, 30 September 2009

How Different Religions Handle Annoying Squirrels

There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church; The Baptist Church; The Methodist Church; The Catholic Church; and The Jewish Synagogue....

submitted by tlmedia, 01 September 2009

I Refuse To Pay For Movie Rentals Or Tickets

Im that frugal, so Ive come up with a great idea....

submitted by tlmedia, 27 August 2009

How I Helped The Poor Bicycle Guy

Theres this young guy in my office and every day he brings in an old dirty, pitted bicycle wheel and puts it next to his desk. I couldnt figure out why....

submitted by tlmedia, 15 August 2009

First Class Flying Just Isn't like It Used To Be!

It was mealtime during an airline flight....

submitted by tlmedia, 11 August 2009

Don't Sass This Professor! He's Smarter Than You.

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam....

submitted by tlmedia, 11 August 2009

Need To Move A Highway Bridge? Call This Guy

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead....

submitted by tlmedia, 11 August 2009

Supermarkets Suffering For Smarter Help

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldnt find one big enough for her family....

submitted by tlmedia, 11 August 2009

Quick Thinking Flight Attendant

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets....

submitted by tlmedia, 11 August 2009

I Tried Computer Sex Once, But...

Those USB ports are sooooooo small. Then I thought the CD drive would be fun until it closed on me. Oh my God the pain. It was like a guillotine....

submitted by tlmedia, 07 August 2009

Furniture Salespeople Poorly Trained

A woman stopped into a local up-scale furniture store to bring home a sample of a bar stool so she could see how it looked with the rest of her decor....

submitted by tlmedia, 07 August 2009

U.S Kids Really Do Know Their History

The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some American History. Who said Give me Liberty , or give me Death?...

submitted by tlmedia, 04 August 2009

The Lord Sees Reality

A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the...

submitted by tlmedia, 03 August 2009
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