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Top Ten List For Eliminating the U.S Deficit
1. Sell the Capitol Building. All that ostentatious marble will fetch big bucks There are plenty of function rooms for meetings in DC...
A Great Brothel Customer
The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a...
Make Sure Your Watch Is Correct!
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman....
They Walk Amongst US
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house....
Picking the RIGHT PLACE for a reunion
A group of 40 years old guy buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner....
The Little Young Republican.
I recently asked my friends little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States....
Jesus is Watching!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,...
Tiger Woods Joke
Why are Tiger Woods and his wife so similar?...
My Christmas Joke To You
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates....
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck ?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:...
If You Are Afraid Of Easting A Banana
Sign In The Produce Department Of My Local Supermarket. True marketing genius!...
How Different Religions Handle Annoying Squirrels
There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church; The Baptist Church; The Methodist Church; The Catholic Church; and The Jewish Synagogue....
I Refuse To Pay For Movie Rentals Or Tickets
Im that frugal, so Ive come up with a great idea....
How I Helped The Poor Bicycle Guy
Theres this young guy in my office and every day he brings in an old dirty, pitted bicycle wheel and puts it next to his desk. I couldnt figure out why....
First Class Flying Just Isn't like It Used To Be!
It was mealtime during an airline flight....
Don't Sass This Professor! He's Smarter Than You.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrows final exam....
Need To Move A Highway Bridge? Call This Guy
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead....
Supermarkets Suffering For Smarter Help
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldnt find one big enough for her family....
Quick Thinking Flight Attendant
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets....
I Tried Computer Sex Once, But...
Those USB ports are sooooooo small. Then I thought the CD drive would be fun until it closed on me. Oh my God the pain. It was like a guillotine....
Furniture Salespeople Poorly Trained
A woman stopped into a local up-scale furniture store to bring home a sample of a bar stool so she could see how it looked with the rest of her decor....
U.S Kids Really Do Know Their History
The teacher said, Lets begin by reviewing some American History. Who said Give me Liberty , or give me Death?...
The Lord Sees Reality
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the...
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