Showing:
Showing page 5 (of 576 pages)

Sexy Lady Clown

Everybody loves a clown and Im no different...especially if shes a lady clown that likes to play clown games in the nude...and handcuffed to the headboard...and were playing Honker Down...and its her...

submitted by Bureau, 28 March 2014

I may be sober tomorrow but cop will be stupid all his life!

I had just left Ye Olde Rotgut Tavern on Highway 221 when I look into the rear mirror and here comes the police with his lights flashing and he began motioning me to pull over so I did. Hit a mailbox....

submitted by Bureau, 28 March 2014

There Was Nothing I Could Do For Him

I tried my best to comfort my new neighbors by telling them, What if we all lived in a parallel universe like that String Theory or whatever, and your sweet little Fluffy were 10 to 20 feet tall and ate...

submitted by Bureau, 28 March 2014

Justin Beaver Visits France

Justin Bieber was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 28 March 2014

Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus Puzzle

Miley and Justin brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle. Well, that didnt take so long, Miley. No, it didnt. Specially considering it says 3-5 years...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 28 March 2014

Very Bad Joke

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before its too late! They planned to hold up the...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

How They Got Pregnant

I dont know about you but I think its silly for a beer company or any alcohol company to have to put all those warnings about drinking and being pregnant. I mean, shes already had more than her share before...

submitted by Bureau, 27 March 2014

Making Love One Was Only One I Feel Guilty Over.

Men will do nothing until you turn it into a sport of some kind. For instance, I got Moley Jr. and his dad into Who can shove snow faster. Then there was the one on how long it takes to vacuum the whole house....

submitted by Bureau, 27 March 2014

Your Wedding Night Can Be Rough

I married when I was sixteen years old. Thats too young. Especially its too young when youre not all that hip about sex as a married woman. Some things I just didnt know. I married Moleturd when he was 39 and here...

submitted by Bureau, 27 March 2014

Judas - The Bastard

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

He's assumed room temperature!

Why do police, doctors, coroners say that? Looks like hes assumed room temperature alright. It doesnt make sense. Room temperature changes with whatever the thermometer says it is. Lets say its 90 degrees. Someone...

submitted by Bureau, 27 March 2014

Michelle Obama

Michelle Obama died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

Sex different for Women

Sex is different for a woman than a man. You guys are really wanting to cut to the chase. But we women like to have a good warm-up session. Like I told Moleturd the other night. Nothing happens until at least 15 minutes...

submitted by Bureau, 27 March 2014

One Word That Destroys Marriages

If there is one word that destroys a marriage it is What?. Its usually followed by, I told you that yesterday, didnt you hear me? If I heard you, would I be asking? The washing machine was on. What? I said, I probably...

submitted by Bureau, 27 March 2014

Parrott

A quiet, polite man owns a disgusting, foul mouthed parrot. One day, it gets to be too much, so the man locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. When the man finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities,...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

Beat The Meat

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, Whats this about? The bartender replies, Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

Afraid Not. I'm a frayed knot.

A length of rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says get out, we dont serve ropes in here! The rope goes outside and cuts himself in half and ties his two sections together. Not pleased with his appearance, he...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

Mexicans

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. What are you going to do with the prize money? the officer asks. The man responds,...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

DUI

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, Wow, look at our cars -- theres nothing left! This...

submitted by D P Whitehead, 27 March 2014

Of All Places, The Ghost Comes Here

Just my luck: After eating all those cheese sandwiches at home and getting all stopped up and taking one laxative after another, here we are at the biggest event of the year at my companys annual office...

submitted by Bureau, 26 March 2014

I'm Twice As Big!

The ad stated that their product would make me twice as big as I was so I thought, for that price, I may as well give them a try. I should have read the small print. I now weigh 390 pounds where I once...

submitted by Bureau, 26 March 2014

Imaginary Friend Wearing Clothes?

The imaginary friend I had as a child was actually a real person. It really shook me up when I saw him at Kroger the other day. He was putting a can of green beans into his cart. And get this: He was wearing...

submitted by Bureau, 26 March 2014

Wife Butt Like Two Cantaloupes!

My new little brides breasts remind me of two nice firm cantaloupes, and her butt as she walks is like two beautiful pumpkins moving in a silk bag. Her complexion like that of a fresh orange just turning...

submitted by Bureau, 26 March 2014

Moleturd's Lament

I knew my sister was just waiting until Mommy wasnt around before she started picking on me again. She does it every time Mommy leaves and there she goes wiggling her ears and sticking out her upper plate...

submitted by Bureau, 25 March 2014
Showing page 5 (of 576 pages)


Send To A Friend

Send this site to a friend!

Friend's Email:

Your Name:

What's 4 multiplied by 5?

7 20 18 25

RSS & Feeds

The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.

More Info...

Go to top ^