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The Doctors Office

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctors office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it....

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010

River Walk

The other evening I was out walking the old bike path that runs along the Licking River. I saw a poltician friend of mine on the other side. I shouted out to him, How can I get to the other side?...

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license....

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010

Car Trouble

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly....

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010

Florida or Moon

Two Ohio State grads, -living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one guy says to the other, Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?...

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010


Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were...

submitted by Spicewood, 20 August 2010

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:...

submitted by Spicewood, 18 August 2010

Jose and Carlos

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend....

submitted by Spicewood, 18 August 2010


A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the...

submitted by Spicewood, 29 July 2010

How to call the police ..........when they are busy

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that hed left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George...

submitted by Spicewood, 26 July 2010

A voice of a voter .............

In a leading university classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age....

submitted by Spicewood, 24 July 2010

Oh, I understand

She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... Its not my fault, I ran out of money....

submitted by Spicewood, 23 July 2010

I wonder?

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 86). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair...

submitted by Spicewood, 22 July 2010

He said to me .....

He said to me .... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the...

submitted by Spicewood, 22 July 2010

Sweet Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: What happened? Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp. Doctor: I have a real good medicine...

submitted by Spicewood, 10 July 2010

Another Whoops

A friend of mine, Jim went to the supermarket and noticed an attractive woman waving at him. She said hello. He was rather taken aback because he could not place where he knew her from. So Jim said, Do you know me?...

submitted by Spicewood, 09 July 2010

The Godfather

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million dollars. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo...

submitted by Spicewood, 09 July 2010

I believe it!

Im not normally suspicious but the wife told me yesterday that Charles from Nationwide Autoglass...

submitted by Spicewood, 08 July 2010


A man was cleaning his rifle and accidentally shot his wife. He dialed 911. He said Its my wife,...

submitted by Spicewood, 08 July 2010

Down on his luck

A short guy is sitting at a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with...

submitted by Spicewood, 07 July 2010

Telephone Joke

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks...

submitted by Spicewood, 07 July 2010

The Old Mule

An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old...

submitted by Spicewood, 28 June 2010

Another Blonde Joke

Why did the Blond get mad when she saw her Drivers License? ..Cause she could not believe she got an F in sex.;)...

submitted by Spicewood, 25 June 2010

Been a long time

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached...

submitted by Spicewood, 19 June 2010
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