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Janet and John go to the Horticultural show.

Today, Janet and John are going to the horticultural show. Horticultural is a big word isnt it?...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

John learns how to be a journalist.

John is not a Journalist. John reads the news. Journalists make it up....

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

Janet and John go to a dog show

Today, Janet and John are going to a dog show. Do you like dogs? Janet and John do....

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

Janet & John go to a firework display.

This evening, Janet and John are going to a firework display....

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

The Farmers Pig Problem..

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham,and bacon....

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

Vodka V Tequila

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a shot of Vodka. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes out. The bartender tries to wake her but cant. When he sees that no one else is in the bar...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

Howard, Mildred and Ethel

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizens home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 24 May 2012

WARNING A lot of swearing in this one. You were warned.

This bloke with Tourettes Syndrome walks into the most exclusive restaurant in town. Wheres the mother fucking manager, you cock sucking arse wipe? he inquires of one of the waiters. The waiter is taken-aback...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 18 May 2012

Do I smell scones ?...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 18 May 2012

The psychology student..

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, Would you mind if I chatted with you for...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 18 May 2012

His last day at work..

It was George the postmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 18 May 2012

You look familiar...

A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 18 May 2012

Yanks in Wales

Two American tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolyb, they stopped for lunch and one of them asked the waitress, Before we order honey, could you...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 18 May 2012

Great unanswered questions…

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? Why cant...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 17 May 2012

Quickies

Liverpool. The only city in the world where JD Sports has an evening-wear department. I won the Lottery last night. I havent told the wife yet, cos I cant use my phone on the plane....

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 17 May 2012

Letters to the Editor…

Dear Sir… What a load of rubbish these modern so-called comedy programmes are these days. They are usually full of swearing and filth and are just not funny. What ever happened to proper...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 10 May 2012

Product Registration

The following article was maliciously posted by an employee on the website of the McDonald Douglas Corporation. Apparently it remained on the site for almost five weeks before someone pointed...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 10 May 2012

Extracts from letters sent to councils and housing associations throughout the UK

1. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off . 2. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 10 May 2012

Battle of Trafalgar…. 2012 version

Nelson: Order the signal, Hardy. Hardy: Aye, aye sir. Nelson: Hold on, thats not what I dictated to Flags. Whats the meaning of this? Hardy: Sorry sir? Nelson (reading aloud): England expects...

submitted by dulcie gabbani, 21 February 2012
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