All jokes submitted by AnThOnY hAyEs.
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room....
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?...
Grandma Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa....
Q. What did the penis say to the condom?...
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits....
Why doesnt Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?...
Whats Osama bin Ladens favorite movie?...
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?...
What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?...
Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?...
Q. George Bush is on a sinking boat, who re the winners?...
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?...
Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?...
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powells office exclaiming, Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!...
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her....
Q: Whats the difference between a blondes brain and a box of rocks?...
Why are Iranians so smart?...
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, Why is the grass always greener...
Yo mamas so ugly, when she lied down...
Yo mamas so stupid she walked into...
Yo mamas so fat she tripped on...
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