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Five cocks

Did you hear about the guy with five penises?...

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Rich lady and the butler

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room....

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Sex!

Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?...

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Old People Sex

Grandma Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa....

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Condom

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?...

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Screw California

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?...

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Naughty nuns

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits....

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Bin Laden Sex

Why doesnt Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?...

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Bin ladens favorite movie

Whats Osama bin Ladens favorite movie?...

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Osama and the camel

How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?...

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OOOSAMA

What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?...

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Halloween Bin Laden

Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?...

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Sinking Bush

Q. George Bush is on a sinking boat, who re the winners?...

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Osama dead!!

What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?...

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Bush, Washington adn Nixon!

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?...

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Stupid Bush!

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powells office exclaiming, Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!...

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The Blonde and The Chicken!

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her....

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Blonde Brain!

Q: Whats the difference between a blondes brain and a box of rocks?...

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Smart Iranians!

Why are Iranians so smart?...

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Yo mama!

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, Why is the grass always greener...

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Yo mama!

Yo mamas so ugly, when she lied down...

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Yo mama!

Yo mamas so stupid she walked into...

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Yo mama!

Yo mamas so fat she tripped on...

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