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Five cocks
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?...
Rich lady and the butler
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room....
Sex!
Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?...
Old People Sex
Grandma Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa....
Screw California
How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Naughty nuns
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits....
Bin Laden Sex
Why doesnt Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?...
Bin ladens favorite movie
Whats Osama bin Ladens favorite movie?...
Osama and the camel
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?...
Halloween Bin Laden
Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?...
Sinking Bush
Q. George Bush is on a sinking boat, who re the winners?...
Osama dead!!
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?...
Bush, Washington adn Nixon!
Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon and George W. Bush?...
Stupid Bush!
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powells office exclaiming, Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!...
The Blonde and The Chicken!
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her....
Blonde Brain!
Q: Whats the difference between a blondes brain and a box of rocks?...
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, Why is the grass always greener...
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