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Meeting the Prime Minister
Prime Minister Gordon Browne is the type of person who when...
Well-connected brother in law
My brother in law is so well connected that he doesnt have newspapers delivered...
Couldn't wait
These two fellows knocked on the door and the wife ran in and said that two men...
Lousy at geography
When I was at school I was so bad at Geography that if the teacher told...
Disco in Barnsley
Im not saying Barnsley is a tough place to work, but the...
MI5 dinners
At a secret service dinner do they read, memorise...
Fed up with computer viruses
People talk a lot about viruses. Virus this, virus...
Hyper friend
My pal Lloyd came round this morning, but after...
Brilliant technology
Technology is wonderful - we were travelling at twenty...
Apolitical views
I dont do political jokes - Im not a member of any organised...
Seeing is believing
If you borrow a labrador, wear some dark glasses,...
Credit card stolen
When I had my credit card stolen 4 months ago I never reported it...
Beer vs. Tea
Some people say I drink beer because I like the taste of it. Come...
Smart car
Bought a Smart Car the other day. Salesman gave me a My other cars...
Duty free fags my arse!
John asks Fred if hed like him to bring some cigarettes back from his...
Irish mystery tour
My Irish cousin went on this Irish mystery bus tour. The travellers, a...
My mad dog
And what a dog my Butch is. He attacks anyone on a bicycle,...
TV Chefs
That Aynsley Herriott is a great cook, especially desserts....
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