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Bottle Time-Line

1. Baby bottle....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 30 October 2009

Frankie And The Blonde

A blonde and her husband were sitting alone on a quiet evening. Suddenly the phone rings. The blonde answered and said, Hello? Oh, hello, Frankie . . . I dont know, Frankie? Why dont you call the weather...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 October 2009

100 Pounds of Dynamite!

A body builder picks up a pretty blonde at a bar andt hey go back to his place to fool around. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, What a great chest you have! He tells her, Thats 100 pounds of...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 October 2009

24 Hours To Live

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 23 September 2009

Double At The Bar

Billy is sitting at the bar, chatting with the bartender when he decides to look around to see who else is present, and is shocked to see a guy that looks very similar to him sitting alone at a table!...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 21 September 2009

Food In His Ears

A man walks into a doctors office with strips of bacon hanging around his left ear and stuck inside, A Mars bar sticking in the other ear, and popcorn stuck up his nostrils. Doctor, I havent been feeling...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 04 September 2009

Superbowl

A man sits down in his seat at the Superbowl, one of the best in the stadium. Hes near the action and the view is amazing. Eventually, after the game has progressed past the one hour mark, he notices...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 10 June 2009

Last Words

Two old brothers are in a private hospital room, Alfred, age 98 and a patient with a fatal illness, and his younger brother, Lawrence, age 93. Lawrence always looked up to his older brother and tries...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 06 June 2009

Back Seat Driver

One night around 10 pm a police officer pulls over a car that was speeding, and approaches the car. Inside, a husband is swearing and cursing at his wife, but stops his abusive language when the cop...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 19 May 2009

The Prescription

A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a lethal dose of arsenic, which she intendeds to poison her cheating husband with. Horrified, the pharmacist rejects her request. I could lose...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 01 April 2009

Three Wishes, Three Guys

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and a manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. One of them rubs it and a Genie appears from inside it. The Genie says, Ill give each...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 07 March 2009

Bull

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 February 2009

Priests On Vacation

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 February 2009

The Ravioli Joke

An old Italian man is on his death bed in his home when he begins to smell what could only be his wifes cooking. The aroma from the kitchen is irresistable, and even as his strength leaves him, the old...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 08 February 2009

The Gay Flight Attendant

A gay male flight attendant was cheerfully going about his duties in his usual flamboyant ways, doing his best to make everyone enjoy their flight. Can I get you anything else, sweetcheeks? he asks a male...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 29 November 2008

The Billionaire Texan

A Texas billionaire and his wife take a vacation to Paris, seeing all of the sights and enjoying tours of the famous city. They stopped off at a prominent art gallery, and spent over a million American dollars...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 11 November 2008

Sex Object

My wife is a sex object; Every time I ask her for sex she objects....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 03 November 2008

An Italian Grandma

Anthony and his wife, Maria, are planning to visit his grandmother, so he calls her for directions to her new apartment. She tells him how to drive there, and adds, You comma ina the fronta door of the apartmenta...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 25 October 2008

10 Miles A Day

A man goes to his doctor to complain about his lack of stamina in bed, when he makes love to his wife. Obviously, youre simply out of shape, the doctor ascertains. You need strenuous excercise to regain your youthful...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 25 October 2008

The Company Christmas Party

A husband and wife were attending her companys Christmas party, and the husband was being a pest, talking too much, embarrassing her, and complaining about the food. Suddenly, he caught sight of a lovely lady at a table...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 24 October 2008

Visions

A man staggers into a doctors office and says, Doctor, I keep having visions and dreams of Mickey Mouse, Donal Duck, and Goofy. They keep coming and Im having trouble walking because of it. The Doctor replies, I see....

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 21 October 2008

The Secret To A Successful Marriage

Two friends are out at a bar, when Paul says, Jerry, you and Nancy have been mariied 20 years, and seem to get along fine after all this time. Whats your secret? Jerry thought about this for a couple seconds and replied,...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 17 October 2008

Electric Gadgets

A mans wife complained that he just kept buying her things she didnt want. Look at this kitchen! An electric can opener! An electric blender! An electric bread maker! There are too many gadgets and nowhere to sit! So the...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 17 October 2008

High School Reunion

A middle-aged man and his wife are attending his high school reunion when they notice a woman sitting alone at another table, swigging back a bottle of wine. Oh, no! moaned the man. I cant believe she showed up! Do you know...

submitted by Stefano M. Stefano, 14 October 2008
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